Reviews: Sweet Apple Massacre

I Felt nothing..... absolutely nothing

This fic is exactly what you would expect it to be. Pointless blood, pointless rape, pointless debauchery, just. plain. pointless. And yet I felt no shock, no nausea, no outrage, no disgust, not even mild distaste. All it felt like was reading a wall of words with no meaning or purpose.

At first i thought it was the fic, but then I realized.... I can officially not be shocked anymore. I have sat through a Serbian Film, both human centipedes, Swap Avi, and I feel nothing. The internet has dragged me down beneath the event horizon, beyond any emotion of horror, and I feel nothing, and it was only while reading a cheerful account of bestiality, paedophilia, incest, rape, scat porn that I realized how desensitized I have become to the darkest excesses of the human mind

This fic is just pointless, there are undoubtedly worse out there, but to me it stands as the inspiration of an epiphany, the moment I realized I had stared into the abyss, and felt nothing but a profound sense of anticlimaz and boredom. In the end though, It does not matter.

Nothing. Matters.


But on the cheerier side, I think having grown so desensitized to dark stuff like this, I have found a new appreciation for lighter and fluffier stuff. So the moment I finished reading this pointless fic, I went straight back to MLP and i could not even remember this fanfic within 2 minutes

Final analysis, unless you feel you want to plunge to new depths in a boring way, dont bother reading

No, Just, No...

This is the single worst fan-fic I have ever read. Ever. And I read My Immortal. This is worse than fucking My Immortal.

There's no plot. No. Plot. It's just mindless violence. You know that saying, "If an infinite amount of monkeys worked on an infinite amount of typewriters, one of them would produce Shakespeare's works."? It's like that. But instead this was produced by the chimp that fell down twenty-seven flights of stairs and watched A Serbian Film. That should give you an idea of what kind of shitfest this is.

But I digress. if you're in to that kind of thing, you know, your choice...