Reviews Franchise / Jurassic Park

GET KILLED ALREADY!

I just watched a marathon of stupid people doing stupid things. I've never watched the movies before, never planned too. But Dinosaurs are cool and I was told they were good.

"Let's wear a shirt covered in Baby T-Rex blood! Because I'm an expert on Dinos and should know what to do!"

And the people that start screaming when they see the T-Rex in their camp, if it didn't already kill you when you were quiet, what makes you think that it's just going to sit there and listen to you scream like prey?

Seriously, didn't they make everyone site down and watch a 'what to do to not get eaten'? Like in Alien V Predator? Was it really "Dino's on the island, here’s a gun, try not and get killed."

Highlights: Random Mook: OMG A SNAKE! *walks into the jaws into a T-Rex.*

Mrs Kirby: *In a microphone. With Dinosaurs in the surrounding area * BEN? BEN?? BEN! -*Later* Mrs Kirby: ERIC? Mr.Kirby:(getting wise when his wife obviously hasn't) Honey, be quiet. And something else equally stupid my brain has purged to remain sane.

The movies would have been awesome if it didn't involve invoking the retardedness inside ever character, really, EVERY. SINGLE. GODDAMNED. PROBLEM was because some idiot didn't listen to someone else, ran off, OR SCREAMED LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL. I was begging for the dinos to eat Amanda Kirby ten minutes in the movie. I know her son's missing but death wish aside...

This may seem like a complaint about a ten year movie plot. But ten years ago people weren't that stupid, were they?