The Stanley Parable is a brilliant metafictional commentary on the nature of choice and free will in regards to video gaming.
No it's not.
....I'm sorry, what?
It's a bit of silly humor most of the time and you know that.
Look you need to follow my review script, you can't just run off and do what you like. Besides that "silly humor" is to reinforce the commentary of the game. Go on...give some examples.
No.
...But my review, not wanting to spoil the game or it's insightful commentary decided against it and instead listed some of the game's main strengths and weaknesses.
Screw you, I don't listen to some disembodied voice, I'm going back to the broom closet. Hey reader? Did u get the broom closet ending? Theb room closet ending was my favrite!1 XD.
What? No! Reader you can't read that yet, that's all a spoiler! Quick reader close yours eyes!......Oh who am I kidding the whole review is rubbish now. How about instead of trying to salvage this nonsense you pick up the game and try it for yourself hmmmm?
A Review....OR IS IT?!
The Stanley Parable is a brilliant metafictional commentary on the nature of choice and free will in regards to video gaming.
No it's not.
....I'm sorry, what?
It's a bit of silly humor most of the time and you know that.
Look you need to follow my review script, you can't just run off and do what you like. Besides that "silly humor" is to reinforce the commentary of the game. Go on...give some examples.
No.
...But my review, not wanting to spoil the game or it's insightful commentary decided against it and instead listed some of the game's main strengths and weaknesses.
Screw you, I don't listen to some disembodied voice, I'm going back to the broom closet. Hey reader? Did u get the broom closet ending? Theb room closet ending was my favrite!1 XD.
What? No! Reader you can't read that yet, that's all a spoiler! Quick reader close yours eyes!......Oh who am I kidding the whole review is rubbish now. How about instead of trying to salvage this nonsense you pick up the game and try it for yourself hmmmm?
5/5