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03:53:35 PM Oct 1st 2013
"Unfortunately this is often considered a good example of Awesome, but Impractical, as the style itself performs poorly in competitions."

Well, yes. In competition, they are fighting you at their full force knowing that drunken boxing is a technique.

This fighting style would be useful against impromptu fights, the kind over arguments at the bar, because looking drunk makes them underestimate you even IF they know kung-fu. They think you are legitimately drunk!

And usually, they won't be martial masters. They'll be angry, slightly sloshed college students or blue collars (The kind I would imagine would start a bar fight, but any really). This would kick their asses AND make a funny story when they say you were drunk and a badass.
09:48:22 AM Apr 7th 2010
Removed the following:

  • Hideously averted by Western Drunken Boxing. This is a much less effective style that mostly consists of yelling poorly-conceived-and-enunciated insults, throwing roundhouse punches that miss by a mile and a half, falling into the street and, as a Finishing Move, vomiting on one's shoes.

I've tried placing pure joke entries on this wiki and that doesn't seem to be acceptable practice. Its one thing if you make a joke within what is otherwise a valid entry but this isn't the way to do it.

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