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*The 2008 \'\'AloneInTheDark\'\' game. Would you believe it\'s worse than the UweBoll movie? It is. I\'m talking [[TheNineties Nineties]]-level voice acting, storytelling where nobody tells you what to do EVER, random and unworkable camera changes (I mean come on, first person to bird\'s eye view, to over the shoulder and back to first person in less than 20 seconds?), a mind-numbingly complex item and inventory system, and combat controls are so awkward you end up skipping (that\'s right, the game lets you \'\'skip\'\' through to the end!) past every battle, kind of defeating the purpose of having any form of progression. And don\'t get me started on the subtle complexities of hotwiring a car all while demonic zombies are breaking in to kill you. Good luck even getting into the right seat, and you need the aim of a professional sniper to actually do it [[WallBanger and not turn the radio on instead.]] They where also nice enough to include a CD of the game\'s lackluster sound track. [[SarcasmMode Thank you so much.]] You\'ll find yourself screaming \
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*The 2008 \\\'\\\'AloneInTheDark\\\'\\\' game. Would you believe it\\\'s worse than the UweBoll movie? It is. I\\\'m talking [[TheNineties Nineties]]-level voice acting, storytelling where nobody tells you what to do EVER, random and unworkable camera changes (I mean come on, first person to bird\\\'s eye view, to over the shoulder and back to first person in less than 20 seconds?), a mind-numbingly complex item and inventory system, and combat controls are so awkward you end up skipping (that\\\'s right, the game lets you \\\'\\\'skip\\\'\\\' through to the end!) past every battle, kind of defeating the purpose of having any form of progression. And don\\\'t get me started on the subtle complexities of hotwiring a car all while demonic zombies are breaking in to kill you. Good luck even getting into the right seat, and you need the aim of a professional sniper to actually do it [[WallBanger and not turn the radio on instead.]] They where also nice enough to include a CD of the game\\\'s lackluster sound track. [[SarcasmMode Thank you so much.]] You\\\'ll find yourself screaming \\\"WHY DID I PAY $50.00 FOR THIS SHIT?!?!?\\\" Then you\\\'ll realise that it sounds better than the voice acting and scream louder, then you\\\'ll realise it still sounds better, and get caught in a permanent loop until your throat bleeds. It\\\'s that bad.
This {{edit war}} has been going on for quite a while. In all seriousness, can we reach \\\'\\\'some\\\'\\\' sort of agreement over what to do with this entry already?
This {{edit war}} has been going on for quite a while. In all seriousness, can we reach \\\'\\\'some\\\'\\\' sort of agreement over what to do with this entry already?
