We try to kill SCP-682

...uh, what the fuck.

Ok, maybe scratch that test.

Re: Test 1: Summon the toughest of tough with killer animatronic robots.

Test 2: Summon an army of pigs on SCP-682.

edited 13th Feb '16 9:21:16 PM by Ducky096

Result 1: SCP-682 killed them.

Result 2: SCP-682 eat all of the pigs.

Thanks for the lunch. -SCP-682

Test: Have SCP-682 fight Anna Nishikinomiya. If everything went horrible, send SCP-10101-J and/or SCP-076-2 to the testing area. If not, then contaminate the entire site with SCP-505-1,then detonate the on-site warheads.

I will accept her love, if she killed that lizard. -Dr Okuma

edited 14th Feb '16 11:45:34 PM by TheEngineer24

Anna tries to kill him. She fails, but somehow escapes unharmed.

SCP-10101-J and SCP-076-2 fail to kill SCP-682, but certainly not for lack of trying. SCP-682 actually severely (but temporarily) wounded 10101-J when he tried to do some John Woo crap with 50-caliber rifles. Akimbo.

He always thought very highly of himself. Douche. - Dr. Godfrey

SCP-505 succeeds in making 682 very sticky, but that's about the only affect it has on the beast. Test failed.

Test 1: Turn on a dust buster in the vicinity of 682, in order to try and scare it.

Works on my cat. - Dr. Jefferson

Test 2: Have a D-Class pelt 682 with candies. The assorted candies include: Reese's, Hershey Bars, Crunch Bars, Good & Plenty, Twizzlers, and Gummy Bears.

This will allow us to determine 682's attitude towards candy, as a possible behavior reinforcer. - Dr. Alo

If he doesn't like Reese's, we just have to accept that we are dealing with something that lacks a soul. - Greg, from accounting

Result 1: SCP-682 didn't care and ignored it.

Result 2: It ate Class-D personal.

Haha Haha Haha Haha, You Serious? -SCP-682

Test 1: Summon Sans and Undyne the Undying

Test 2: Re: Summon Sandy Cheeks, Patrick Star, and El Supercow

Ready to have a bad time? - Sans

Just die already punk! - Undyne

No one take the name of Texas in vain! - Sandy

No one calls me tubby! - Patrick

El Supercow al rescate! - El Supercow

edited 15th Feb '16 2:53:01 PM by Ducky096

You're only supposed to propose a single test, you know.

Result: 682 kills her.

Result: 682 kills them.

Test: Revive Project Silly Hat. Drop 682 into a maze composed entirely of silly hats and seal off the exit.

edited 15th Feb '16 3:21:08 PM by gregnes2000

Result: Testing denied on O5 request. Dr. Gregnes has been demoted to SCP-835 duty.

Test: Crush 682 between two rocket-powered fist-shaped battering rams.

(For the purposes of this quest, being "demoted" does not mean anything. Imagine we can do anything.)

edited 15th Feb '16 5:33:46 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny

Thank you Sir.

Since Ducky apparently doesn't want to test right now and instead wants to thank random people, I'll do one more test for now.

Result: Somehow, 682 broke the rams. Despite the fact they were moving at Mach 2.

Test: Have him eat a Trinidad moruga scorpion, the world's hottest pepper.

Result: 682 appears to have adapted temporarily to breathe fire. Multiple D class personnel sent to test this theory. Results inconclusive.

Test: Lock 173 and 682 in a cage match, with multiple weapons primed and aimed at the cage, along with an Orbital Bombardment, from above.

edited 16th Feb '16 6:52:57 AM by RandomWriter413

Result: Termination of SCP-173 confirmed. SCP-682 was severely but temporarily wounded, and further attempts proved inconclusive.

Addendum: The remains of SCP-173 seem to have retained the properties of it's original statue form- when personnel were sent to clean up, fragments of 173 appeared in their windpipes and spread throughout the rest of their bodies, resulting in eventual death from suffocation and internal hemorrhaging. As keeping track of one large 173 is obviously easier than countless tiny ones, we have reconstructed 173 with the usage of SCP-███, SCP-███, and several others.

Test: Pit it against the One Eyed Owl.

Result: SCP-682 kills the One-eyed Owl but is severally injured.

Test: Have it pit against Blind Mud Puddle Johnson at his bad side.

Hey, why don't you shut up and listen to some real blues! -Blind Mud Puddle Johnson

And then he sings a song about SCP-682 being eaten by someone larger and being spitted out into space into a black hole and into a anti-matter universe and bomb that can destroy him and it dies.

Never get Blind Mud Puddle Johnson on his bad side. -Chicken

What's the result, huh?

edited 19th Feb '16 8:56:00 PM by Ducky096

Result: SCP-682 ate him before he could start singing.

Test: Turn SCP-682 into human then expose it to SCP-1427.

Let Demon God Dumplin take Killer Croc to the Fuckbox. You won't have to deal with it anytime soon. That's my test.

Result: The human transforming machine appears to be too small to fit SCP-682 and the test is cancelled, with an attempt by the scientists to make the machine bigger.

Hunh?

Well anyways,Test: Find a way to get meme John Cena and meme Chuck Norris to fuse and unleash it on SCP-682.

Test 1: Summon Bill Cipher on SCP-682. Test 2: Summon Photoshop Flowey. You can't say anything! Hahahahahaha!

edited 20th Feb '16 2:00:19 PM by Ducky096

'd. Post a response to the previous test first.

Result: Universe nearly destroyed. SCP-2000 used to fix timeline.

Test: Write 682 into a Level 1 Duel Monsters card with 0 ATK and 0 DEF.

edited 20th Feb '16 6:58:24 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny

I put my own by pressing the "down" button. I'm no meathead!

edited 20th Feb '16 9:17:50 PM by Ducky096

Stop trying to nuke this game, dude. You can only do one test, and you have to give results.

Result: 682 promptly eats the cards.

Test: Feed 682 some metals and throw him at the world's strongest magnet located in Florida State University.

Result: 682 just sticks to the magnet for a few minutes, before vomiting up the metal.

Test: Compose 682 and turn him into a Promethean Knight (Halo 4 flavour), then have SCP-076-2 destroy the Promethean Knight.

Result: After a long battle, SCP-682 as a promethean knight him kills with professional MLG skills.

Test: What if SCP-682 just in our imagination and whole time it was actually Gustave the Killer Crocodile the whole time.

edited 24th Feb '16 3:30:05 PM by Ducky096

Result: SCP-682 is not a imaginary animal.

Test: Infect him with all dieases (Ebola,MERS-Cov,SCP-217,etc)

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