We try to kill SCP-682

Sorry, I understand, I thought I was demoted.

Result: SCP-682 somehow survived the blast but is very weak and later escaped the planet to an another dimension.

Test: Turn it into an egg and crack it, then fry it and eat it. (This is because reptiles come from eggs.)

edited 10th Jan '16 9:53:56 AM by Ducky096

Result: Failure. Although reptiles do come from eggs, the result to de-agify SCP-682 to an egg resulted to the knowledge that SCP-682 looked like [REDACTED] when he was still developing. It is also at least [REDACTED] kg and caused the Class D Personnel to take approximately [REDACTED] amounts of amnesiacs.

Test: Have SCP-682 meet its diametrical opposite version.

edited 10th Jan '16 10:17:29 AM by arcada188

Result: 682's exact opposite was friendly and weak. It was easily destroyed.

Test: Find it's true love. Maybe then it will settle down. If not, terminate it in front of him. It will be so depressed that it will commit suicide.

Result: We were unable to locate 682's true love. It can be assumed that it does not have one.

Test: Shoot it with a railgun.

(The only reason I was cloning 682 was so the quest could continue.)

Result:SCP 682 is severely damaged and immobile but regenerated into full health in 10 minutes and become immune to railguns.

Well this sucks.-Dr Conagher

Test:Show him the very strong feeling of communism and also bring SCP 1006. After that teleport him to any communist country. Note:Everything around him is communistic like hammer and sickle on the wall.

Result: "Comrade 682 is valuable asset to Soviet red army. He shall crush capitalist pigs."- record of Soviet transmission intercepted by the foundation. 682 then proceeds to attack America, having been weaponized by the Russian government, which has converted back to communism. [REDACTED] million casualties sustained before recapture of 682, with [REDACTED] trillion dollars spent on collateral damage.

Test: Make him fight Monster of God Alexander Anderson.

Result: Partially successful, scp-682 retained his regeneration and killed/ate him but is severely weakened.

Test: Summon Annoying Orange!

Annoying Orange: Hey SCP-682!!!!!!

Result: 682 steps on him.

Test: 20 silly hats.

"I'm starting to think Operation Silly Hat is a failure." - Dr. [REDACTED]

edited 13th Jan '16 3:15:34 PM by gregnes2000

[REDATED] [DATA EXPLUNGED]

edited 13th Jan '16 3:26:34 PM by Ducky096

Result: It just rips then apart.

Test: Use magic to erase its memories so badly it doesn't even remember how to move or, even how to think.

Result: SCP-682 is immune to magic.

Test: Put SCP-682 in a alkali bath. (an Alkali bath is 40 times more painful than acid bath.) google it.

edited 13th Jan '16 3:24:10 PM by Ducky096

Result: It appears 682 doesn't feel pain. Or dissolve. Acids are now proven ineffective.

Test: Put him in SCP-914 and set it to the rough setting.

Result: Failure. SCP-682 returned after several hours, seemingly exuberant after spending some time in what it called "a wondrous vacation."

Test: Have Death Himself touch SCP-682.

edited 13th Jan '16 3:28:14 PM by Avenuewriter

Result: It is now immune to death.

Test: Have God render it incapable of thinking.

Result: God says "You're on your own, buddy".

Test: Have Superman throw it into the sun.

Result: It came back on fire and ate superman.

Test: Summon Asriel God of Hyperdeath on SCP-682.

edited 13th Jan '16 4:12:14 PM by Ducky096

Result: Failure. It became immune to death earlier.

Test: God steps in this time after realizing how powerful it could get and erases its memories to the point of it not being able to do anything.

Result: [REDACTED]

Test: Expose SCP-682 to SCP-1364 (ultra-vulnerable mammal.) Maybe they'll cancel each other out. Beforehand, reset the timeline so 682 is no longer immune to death.

Results: SCP-1364 was eaten. SCP-682 is no longer immune to death.

Test: Reveal all the inconsistencies of its existence and the fact that it is apparently the plaything of "higher beings". It will either be so enraged it self destructs or so depressed it attempts to terminate itself.

Result:SCP 682 fails to kill himself.

Test:Have all SC Ps against SCP 682.

Prepare SCP-2000 just in case. -Dr Conagher

edited 17th Jan '16 12:13:56 AM by TheEngineer24

Result: [DATA EXPUNGED] Preparing SCP-2000 was a good idea.

Test: Pit SCP-682 against an Eradicator Hexapod. Modify such Eradicator Hexapod to be able to recycle 682 right off the bat.

Result: It massively damaged 682 before being eaten.

Why is this even happening? -Dr [REDACTED]

Test: Tell yandere-chan(Ayano Aishi) that SCP 682 has crush on Senpai.

Hopefully she will brutally murder him. -Dr Conagher

Yandere-Chan goes Yandere for SCP-682 instead.

Test: Expose SCP-682 to emo music, and hope that it gets depressed and suicidal.

Result: SCP-682 begins to display signs of depression. After a month it becomes immobile and unresponsive, the containment chamber is drained of acid and researchers enter in order to study the phenomenon further. Upon the door of the chamber opening, SCP-682 escapes from its chamber and proceeds to kill every human being in a ten kilometer radius over a period of two weeks. After doing so, it willingly returns to containment, claims that it "is feeling much better now", and resumes normal behaviour.

Test: Six Foundation staff members, piloting a fully-repaired SCP-2406, are given the order to terminate SCP-682. A stereo playing a series of songs from the movie "Pacific Rim" is also introduced to the test.

edited 20th Jan '16 9:49:20 PM by phalanx

Result: SCP-2406 is destroyed, changing object class from safe to neutralized is possible unless it can be repaired again. A stereo is now playing sad violin.

Test: Let SCP-231-1 through 7 give birth. If success use SCP-2000. If failed or physics said NO, time travel and tell them the results. Evacuate all foundation personnel to the other planet or somewhere safe.

I DONT CARE IF ITS CANCELLED BY ANYONE OR EVEN O5!!! JUST LET THEM GIVE BIRTH!!! ANYONE WHO IS TRYING TO STOP IT WILL BE [REDACTED]!!! - Dr Conagher

edited 21st Jan '16 4:19:32 AM by TheEngineer24