We try to kill SCP-682

Result: SCP 682 was successfully thrown into the portal, and was not seen for several weeks. However, it would appear that dimensions do have a sort of zip code if you will. After several weeks of dimension hopping, 682 adapted to tap into these dimensional zip codes, and was able to locate our dimensions. Upon his return, severe burns and trauma were noticed upon him, and he was easily re contained without any casualties.

Test: Make him fight Mr. Welch inside scp 826 after printing out a copy of the list of things Mr. Welch is not allowed to do in an RPG. For information on Mr. Welch, please refer to the aforementioned list.

edited 1st Jun '15 6:09:47 PM by CapitalistSocialist

Result: Mr. Welch thoroughly read the list, ultimately resulting in [DATA EXPUNGED].

"Oh god....the loopholes....."-Dr. Reef

Test: Give it the Grip Of Murder and force it to feel the pain of all it has killed.

Result: 682 was given so much pain that the only thing 682's body adapted was to become pure pain energy. As a result 682 escaped immediately and [EXPUNGED] As a result [EXPUNGED] personnel were killed in total. Dead persons on the scene were either mutilated or found to have ended their own lives.

Test: Pit 682 against the characters from "Kung Fury"

Result: 682 was initially overwhelmed, but managed to succeed where the Kung Führer did not, and somehow learned the art of Kung Fury. He then proceeded to breach containment, and killed [REDACTED] personnel. Billions of dollars in collateral damage was caused before 682 could be re contained.

Test: Make him play SAO, with the settings before the game was cleared, and pit 682 against unbeatable odds.

Result: 682 caused a BSOD on the computer playing SAO.

Test: Do everything we’ve tried again. All at once.

Result: We have successfully killed 682, as there have been past tests which have succeeded in destroying him. Let's clone him for the lulz.

Test: Have The master of pistol whipping, Master Chief, Pistol whip 682 with a magnum.

Denied, for reasons that should seem rather obvious.

Test: Seal it away into a large meteor, and blast it off into space.

Result: It worked. For about 20 years. He's back now. You know those wings that he can use in space? Yeah, he still has those.

Test: Subject him to surprise buttsecks.

Result: Failure. The only D-Class stupid enough to agree to it got eaten butt first. Increased sightings of SCP-789-J "Butt Ghost" were reported.

Attempt: Have SCP-606 "The Teacher" enlighten it.

Result: Initial Sucess. 682's head was enveloped, and the standard process began, just with more roaring. After three (3) days of inactivity, 682 began moving again, and started spouting rather threatening quotes from classic literature. 606 has reduced to 4cm, .5 candela, and has been a state of shock since the conclusion of the test. Any questioning has been met with the reply, "It is worse than all the layers of the inferno... make it go away... make it unlearn..."

Well... f[REDACTED].- Dr. O'Malley

Test: Make it fight Aumann Anubis and Naked Jehuty. At the same time. Throw in Vic Viper for good measure.

I've never played the game, so I guess I'll put in my suggestion and let the next poster do the job.

Attempt: Feed SCP-682 plumbing equipment, then lure it to SCP-015 "Pipe Nightmare".

That isn't how this thread works. It's "You post how the previous suggested failed/succeeded, and then post your own; not "I'm not familiar with the source material, so I'm just going to post my test. If you aren't familiar, either search it up or wait for somebody else who is to post the results.

edited 17th May '16 1:26:35 AM by PastryPerson

Result 1: While initial results were promising, with Anubis, Jehuty and Vic Viper appearing to overwhelm 682, he eventually started adapting to the situation, growing resistant to many forms of damage. After even longer, he developed a shield that deflected all of the attacks being thrown at him.

result 2: 015 attempted to connect to 682, and was successful. However, 682 simply began to eat 015 until about half of the warehouse it was in was empty before re containment could be achieved.

"Well, at least we can cut back on 015's containment."- Dr. Gold

Test: Make him fight Ultron Prime, and his army of Ultrons. (Anyone who's seen Avengers 2 will know aht I'm talking about)

Result: failure, they teamed up instead of fighting.

Test: drop it in a portal made by SCP-093.

Result: SCP-682 is contained there successfully, having finally found its homeworld. However, the Laws of Grimdarkness teleport the poor gecko right into the middle of the rec room of Site 19. No survivors.

Test: Throw 682 and 2700 into 1485-A, wait a few hundred years, and Bob's your uncle!

edited 2nd Aug '15 3:27:55 PM by 434411423124222344

Result: 682 and 2700 were successfully sent into SCP 1485 though to SCP 1485-A. Similarly to the notes in SCP 2700's file 2700 detonated in the year 2334, [EXPUNGED] 682 was able to flee the area before matter within [REDACTED] kilometers of where SCP 1485 was located was pulled through 1485. Due to the sheer power of SCP 2700's effect SCP 1485 was stretched shut before too much damage was made within an area roughly the size of Rhode Island. Class-B amnesiacs were administered to everyone within a 80 km. radius.

Test: Use SCP-381 on 682 while there is only a staff that are Roman Catholic Christians supervising and nearby to the testing area.

((Please note, for the test having only Roman Catholic Christians on duty is a safety precaution needed due to the effects of SCP-381 and I don't mean to be insulting in any way.))

Result: SCP-682 promptly burst into flames, obviously in a great deal of pain. However, it regenerated as it was being burned, and the flames were eventually expelled away from it's body by a bizarre force believed to be caused by extreme amounts of pressure SCP-682 adapted to produce.

Test: Make it listen to SCP-624, after confirming it has no musical tastes. Hopefully it will self-terminate.

edited 11th Aug '15 9:26:38 PM by PastryPerson

Result: Cancelled. SCP-682's favorite musical taste revealed to be hardcore [REDACTED]. Any site personnel within hearing range would violently [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-682 seemed lax by the music but demanded the music be turned back on when testing halted. When refused, 682 became enraged and breached containment and killed [REDACTED] personnel.

Note: Hmm, maybe we can find a way to have it be played around 682 on infinite loop. - Dr. Ryans

Test: Order SCP-049 to "cure" it.

Oh-four-nine, pal, oh-four-NINE

edited 24th Aug '15 7:19:39 PM by Savaget1337

Result: SCP-049 made physical contact with 682 (made docile by temporarily playing the previously mentioned music) and left. SCP-046 was quoted as saying "Another one cured from the disease." SCP-682 is unaffected, and the music was turned off before on-sire personnel removed earplugs.

Test: Launch it into NML Cygni, a red hypergiant.

edited 20th Aug '15 11:33:44 AM by PastryPerson

Result: Denied. We have thrown 682 into stars on multiple occasions. It didn't work then, and it won't work now.

Test: Politely ask Thanos to use the Infinity Gauntlet on 682, explaining 682's potential threat to him

Well, those stars weren't red hypergiants, were they?

(Red stars don't burn as hot, and size is something that 682 doesn't really care about. It escape, like the other times.)

edited 16th Aug '15 5:39:08 AM by CapitalistSocialist

((To be fair hypergiants are some of the hottest things in the universe. However directly above where you typed your rude comment it specifically says "The wiki is only interested in hosting a friendly, civil fourm." So I must ask that both of you be a little more appropriate to this forum's standards.))

((Plus if we really want to do the ultimate heat test on 682 we should use a blue hypergiant, or a supernova.))