We try to kill SCP-682

Result: failure. SCP-294 doesn't have a USB port.

Test: try the one thing that hasn't been tried, [DATA EXPUNGED]

Result: Aborted. " The Explunged data didn't help" Dr. X

Test: Reason with it. The Reason person is afflicted with the console command "SV_CHEATS 1" and Godmode.

Result: SCP-682 cannot be reasoned with.

Test: Have Dr. Bright possess SCP-682 again in order to hold it in place(that's all Bright could do the last time) so that when we introduce SCP-173 into it's chamber SCP-682 won't do anything to fight SCP-173 off even when we shoot it's eyes out with installed turret guns in the main testing chamber. SCP-173 is SCP-682's worst fear and greatest known weakness.

"It's genius! I'm glad I thought of it!" - Dr. Bright

Result: 682 stood on a slightly elevated part of 173's chamber. 173 didn't move or anything. Dr.Hax brought 682 back to his containment chamber. SOMEHOW. After 24 hrs of the test.

"How did that happen?" ~Dr.X

Test: Install a morality core into 682's brain. Core is unoverridable by 682's means.

Test failed. 682 knocked core off before installation.

Test: Pilfer Homura Akemi's "chronomancy buckler". Leave note saying "using its powers to kill monstrocity that threatens all life, Madoka included. Will return buckler shortly". Prevent 682 from physically touching, negating weakness of powers. Freeze time then unload barrage of armor piercing grenades from a grenade laucher. Unfreeze time for that moment. Refreeze time after impact, then unload barrage of "acid rounds" into locations wounded by previous barrage. Unfreeze time for that moment. Refreeze time, then unload barrage of incendiary rounds into same wounded areas.

Test Reason: 682 does not have time manipulation powers thus is helpless against time assisted ballistics attacks. Fire and acid are the most effective ways to negate regeneration.

edited 1st May '14 4:15:13 PM by magnum12

Result: Failed. SCP-682 was almost slain when the Time Freezing shield stopped working and Homura became a Witch due to overuse of Magic and tried to freeze time permanently only to be killed by those who are immune to time manipulation.

"Remember! Magical Girls turn into Witches from overuse of Magic so when using their magic make sure they have a supply of Grief Seeds to hold off the corruption of their Soul Gem." - Dr. Clef

Test: Throw him into the Realm of Torment. Killing him would send him there anyways(if he dosen't end up in Hell that is) so let's skip the killing and send him there!

"We are quite willing to sacrifice the souls of every evil, debaucherous, murderous and sadistic villain in existance so let's do it!" - O5-13

Result: Failure. SCP-682 returned with a legion of monsters and demons, and promptly destroyed the Foundation. However, we had a copy of the Sister Ray partially built in order to defeat SCP-682 temporarily, but 682 found us before completion.

Test: Have the remaining 21 agents and scientists escape back in time, and finish what we started. Have them hold off 682 before he can destroy Sister Ray. Once it is finished, fire it repeatably at 682 until complete deconstruction.

Result: Dear god he literally walked all over us.

The last remaining scientist decided to use Operation FUCK THE WORLD, and reversed time before this catastrophic event.

Test: Send Black Iron Tarkus at it.

"682 is invincible. Tarkus is more so. Just keep him away from ledges. Or gravity."

Result: Failure. 682 blew Tarkus away.

Test: Have 682 battle the final boss of Fractured Soul once killed, the resulting explosion will cause Entity 682's body to be destroyed, his fractured soul released, finally free in the void. 682 should be our problem no longer.

Result: SCP-682 consumed Dr.█████'s copy of Fractured Souls without incident.

Test: Lock it in a windowless room with SCP-173 and turn off all the lights.

Result: Failure. After enduring minimal damage, SCP-682 became bio luminescent.

Test: Destroy it with hatred. Scream at it with amplified speakers, to destroy its ears. Douse it in boiling tears. Keep on attacking it while this is happening. Shoot it constantly. Rip its eyes out. Snap its bones in half, and seal them back together, still broken. Focus all of the energy of the big bang onto it. Counter its adaptations with MORE hatred. After all of this, evacuate the planet to Kepler-22b. Repeat the experiment with the Anti-Life equation. Then, destroy the earth.

"We can evacuate the earth using the spaceships from the future, when we evacuated due to the Hateful Star approaching. They will be erased in favor of a DIFFERENT future. Just hope that Kepler doesn't have another immortal lizard on it."

edited 5th May '14 6:27:54 PM by Ventus-Vanitas

Test failed. 682 feeds off hatred.

Test: Simiar to the buckler chronomancy test, only difference being the power source is Oyashiro-Sama, a benevolent goddess (yes, both aspects of that are HUGE spoilers).

Notes: Oyashiro has an unknown anxiety disorder (most likely avoidant personality disorder) associated with a complex regarding her horns, so socialization and confidence building is nessecary. True form is actually about 10-12 years older than the one she's normally seen in.

Test Reason: The chromancy experiment was actually very effective and would have worked beautifully if not for the issue with the soul gem. Repeating test with alternate power source will generate desired results.

edited 5th May '14 9:05:16 PM by magnum12

Result: SCP-682 was slain only for an alternate universes own SCP-682(still a lizard) to show up, immune to chronomancy(as shown by it eating Oyashiro-Sama), filled with Old God abilities including Sha, abilities similar all types of Elder Dragon Corruption(Undeath, Lava/Fire, Jungle, Water, Crystal, Ice) plus corruption types ''we've haven't even seen yet'' and just as hard if not harder than the our SCP-682 to kill.

Test: Use the Dragon Soul.

"If it killed an Old God corrupted Deathwing it can kill SCP-682 with Old God powers!" - Dr. Bright

edited 6th May '14 12:47:37 PM by MickeyFrogeater

Result: SCP-682 is immune to Dragon Soul.

Test: Contain SCP-682 as much as possible and make it watch Barney, Boobah and Yo Gabba Gabba for ten hours.

RESULT: Dear Christ, what have you just done?! - O-5[EXPUNGED]

TEST: "Out-Hate" him.

Result: Failure. The Agent that Out-Hated 682 seemingly bested him, and as 682 was dissolving into ash, he grabbed the Agent, and absorbed his hatred and soul, pulling himself back together.

Test: Use reverse engineered technology to enter the alternate universe where SCP-682 was tamed, and bring him over. Alternatively, bring the weapon from the other alternate universe where they killed 682 with a weapon.

Result: Failure. Neither one had an effect on this SCP-682(which I remind you comes from another universe after we killed our SCP-682 and is immune to the method that killed ours) who proceeded to Mind Rape Everyone while turning the surrounding area into pure jade including the nearby lake.

"Just be glad it didn't summon Sha this time." - Dr. Clef

Test: Use Procedure 110-Montauk on him.

"just to be clear he isn't one of the items required for the procedure is he? Because if he his that the technique is useless!" - Dr. [[DATA EXPUNGED]]

edited 8th May '14 6:05:28 PM by MickeyFrogeater

Result: Not physically possible as the procedure requires a human [DATA EXPUNGED] being [DATA EXPUNGED] with [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED].

Test: Show it SCP-1074

Result: SCP-682 was sucked into the painting and launched into space, while screaming: FORGIVE US! You will bow down before me, son of god! SCP-682 then shattered the painting and returned to earth.

"What?" Researcher Misaki-

Test: Unleash the full power of the emotional spectrum on it.

Reason with Ion that he is the only one with enough willpower to do this.

Reason with Butcher that he can finally unleash his rage for an extended amount of time on 682.

Reason with Proselyte and Predator that a being without compassion or love, 682, needs to be taught a lesson.

Reason with Adara that his hope, along with Ion's willpower to fuel it, will make them unstoppable.

Reason with Parallax that killing 682 will inspire fear into the heart of the universe.

Reason with Ophidian that he can chew on chunks of 682 as long as he wants, whether he's hungry or not.

The Entity Of Life and The Entity Of Death cannot be found at this time.

Result: The Emotional Spectrum were all eaten and assimilated into the SCP-682 we currently have(the one that came from an alternate universe after the old one was killed by a technique the alternate one was immune to) though not before he created a forest of stone trees with green moss growing on the stone forest floor while creating a tumorous plague which enslaved all D-Class in the general area to SCP-682.

"This version of SCP-682 has Old God-like and Elder Dragon-like corruption abilities do you honestly think the embodiments of emotions could harm THAT!?!" - Dr. Kondraki

Test: Dump him on Mars then send Galactus to devour both SCP-682 and Mars then drive Galactus away when it's done.

Result: A grey armor appeared on 682, with all of the symbols of emotions on it. The lights of Avarice, Rage, Fear, Love, Compassion, Willpower, and Hope then violently burst out of SCP-682, destroying 68.2% percent of his body. The lights crashed into Galactus, and drained all the life force out of his body. The lights then used said life force to regenerate back into Ophidian, Butcher, Parallax, Predator, Proselyte, , and Adara. They then flew away, as 682's armor faded away.

Doctor Rayner: Maybe because of their conflicting nature, the 7 Entity's couldn't properly fuse into 682, with 682 unable to handle them.

Test: The Entity Of Life has been found within the White Lantern Central Power Battery. Reactivate the Central Power Battery, and use it to resurrect the hundreds of agents killed by him. Then, tear him to pieces. With The Entity Of Life backing us up, the White Lantern agents will be immortal.

Result: The system crashes. Dr.X and Dr.Hax spent their freetime rebooting the system. 682 is heard chuckling at the mishap.

Test: Give 682 Crack Cocaine.

RESULT: No visible damage, aside from the effect of now being affected normally by the drug.

This is hilarious, I will admit. -Dr. O'Malley

TEST: Replace the acid (chemical) in his containment chamber with acid (drug).

Result: Failure. SCP-682 escaped, with organic pouches containing the acid. He then stole a car, escaping further away from the Foundation. Later, he crashed into a car, and right before apprehension, posted on a site:

Today, I tried acid for the first time while trying to get away from the Foundation. . A drunk driver smashed into Doctor Bright's car, the owner of the vehicle "borrowed", leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. I had to kill him. FML

Test: Clone the Vanitas Remnant, and have the clones attack 682. Due to their abilities, if 682 tries to heal, so will the Remnants. Because of their superior speed, magic, and strength they will be able to kill 682.

edited 11th May '14 3:32:37 PM by Ventus-Vanitas

Result: 682 adapted by using Elixers instead of its regeneration. He had a lot.

Test: Hook his nips up to a car battery.