Never Ask Me For Anything Ever Again
Result: It turns out that SCP-682's gastric acid is more acidic than fluoroantimonic acid, thus preventing a large enough amount of bananas from forming inside SCP-682 and causing it to explode. On the other hand, we've now been given the go-ahead to harvest SCP-682's flesh so that we can test its durability.
Test: Use Odin's Zantetsuken to permanently cut SCP-682 in half vertically .
"Shout, shout, let it all out These are the things I can do without, come on I'm talking to you, come on!" -Tears For Fears
Baby driver
It blocked the thing with a big ass sword of its own!
Proposal. We introduce the thing to scp 682 and have them fight
"You and i are a team. Nothing is more valuble than our friendship."
Stark Holmes
Denied. Besides the possible Enemy Mine, Scp-[REDACTED] (“The Thing”) could once having killed SCP-682, replicate it’s powers and wreak worse havoc upon foundation resources.
Proposal: Using a dimensional wormhole device, Scp-682 will be transported to a parallel universe populated with it’s own species, allowing it and the Foundation to part ways peacefully.
Discombobulate.
Knuckles the Echidna
Denied. What if these alternate SCP-682s try to invade our world? What if they have their own alternate Foundation and are also developing wormhole tech?
Proposal: Drop SCP-682 in an Olympic-sized pool full of any type of explosive, sans nuclear or radioactive weapons, surrounded by a 20mx20m indestructible wall.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
Knuckles the Echidna
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One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
The Sly Snake at Day, A Gentle Bat at Night
Denied:
We're not the terrorists to pull it off like that. There's too much collateral damage potential in case it knows how to wormhole explosions out.
- O5 Council.
Anonymous submits an idea: How about forging documents that indicate that SCP-682 declared war on Russia? I mean, they have a timeless arsenal, so at least one of their weapons should work, right?
Edited by Thartler on Jan 19th 2024 at 1:42:37 PM
Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
Result: DENIED
"The Russian military is already facing humiliation for the long time for being mediocre and yet we have to make them fight against a lizard just to make their supposed 3-day special military operation even more shitshow? Also we don't need to make Russians accusing Ukrainians for deploying a bioweapon against them."
- Dr. Pastov
Proposal: Expose SCP-682 to Eclipse Virus[1]
This is a weaponized version of Green Poison. I made it while I was under one rogue agent.
- Dr Tchernenko.
Edited by TheEngineer24 on Jan 19th 2024 at 10:59:40 PM
[REDACTED]
Stark Holmes
Result: Despite hesitancy, foundation staff approved the measure. Site-[REDACTED] was evacuated and the virus was deployed. Security footage shows 682 acting negatively to the virus, even almost fainting, before suddenly gaining composure and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Any traces of the Eclipse virus in the atmosphere must be immediately contained by special operation groups. Dr. Tchernenko has been dismissed from further proposals.
Proposal: Get SCP-682 addicted to Dating Sims, (custom-made by the foundation of course), allowing over a period of time for it to relax and for it’s genocidal urges to be reduced or cease.
Knuckles the Echidna
Denied.
If we ever put SCP-682's dating sims away from it if its dating sim addiction gets severe, SCP-682 could engage in violent and brutal outbursts.
Proposal: Drop SCP-682 in a fight between it, Godzilla, Kong, Mothra, the Skar King, and Shimo.
Edited by TheOther36 on Apr 15th 2024 at 7:33:04 PM
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
The Boss
Result: After a long battle, SCP-682 was defeated and weakened from fight but not killed.
"You may have all have defeated me, but I'll return! You'll be sorry!"
~ SCP-682
Test: Have National Bolshevism.exe destroy SCP-682.
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
Denied. The file in question was stolen from us 3 years ago.
Proposal: Expose it to GrayStillPlays' Grand Theft Auto V antics, with Class D personnel as the participant and the SCP in question as a victim.
Edited by Sierra-D421 on Apr 23rd 2024 at 1:08:08 AM
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
One Who Observes, Presumably Enigmatically
Denied: We don't need to give it ideas for chaos.
Test: Turn off all the lights in the facility and pretend like everyone died. Without a life purpose, it should cease to exist.
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
Denied. Having tested this in a simulation, I can guarantee that it will invariably fail. 682 is way too smart for that.
I reiterate my proposal, with the clarification that Gray's antics would be reenacted on 682 by Class D personnel. Namely, setting him up as part of a real life challenge board with Class Ds as participants.
Edited by Sierra-D421 on Apr 23rd 2024 at 2:27:58 AM
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
Denied.
"That's not how it works. Common sense, please?" - O5 Council
Proposal:
Give it a dose of SCP-3521 in hopes of crushing it to death or choking it. I'm sure some of the pills can be recovered from the site so we can do this.
And maybe we can get it to help with the excavation?
Edited by Sierra-D421 on Nov 10th 2023 at 8:29:23 AM
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.