ITT: We're in Hell

I hear some gunslinger shot him.

Seriously demon, stop, it's really fucking annoying.

edited 26th May '10 4:24:59 PM by rumetzen

"From the grasp of Plutus."

I am sure that Lucifer is either testing us or being a prick. Now please, get this thing off me?

Next circle pleez.

(( I have the source material. ))

(I don't get it, what is the source material? And how is Demon being annoying?)

edited 26th May '10 4:25:44 PM by GameChainsaw

(This is going to be a short thread, isn't it?)

(^ The Divine Comedy)

Huh.

edited 26th May '10 4:25:57 PM by Chabal2

(The Inferno I think. He's godmodding/making his character a mary sue all over the place. Even if this isn't a serious roleplay, it's still annoying)

edited 26th May '10 4:26:41 PM by rumetzen

(sigh) HEY, LOOK, A BUNCH OF FRUIT TREES WITH UNEATEN FRUIT IN TANTALUS'S LAKE! (they all begin slushing over to that, and Cerberus doesn't look pleased)

Buckets of mud! Does anyone have any buckets of mud! (I've skimmed the book before.)

(( ^x3 Probably. ^ Tantalus was never covered in The Divine Comedy from what I'm aware of. It's certainly not in the Third Circle. ))

edited 26th May '10 4:26:56 PM by Katsuun

Oh shut up, rumetzen, you do the same, and i'm past that already.

Me: hmm, glutnny, heh,, we just need to get to greed now. (Punches back another cannibal.

((It's already five pages and people are post-trigger-happy. I can't tell.))

I've done it once, and no, you're not past that

Seriously, where are we?

(Aaaaand 5 pages.)

Third Circle. Gluttons, drowning in bogs forever and guarded by Cerberus.

Oh. That would explain the massive buffet.

PUPPY :D

Who's a good doggy? Who's a good doggy? -gets chomped-

Doesn't look very tasty though...

(( Hn, I forgot about Cerberus. ))

I'm gonna go take a dip in Cocytus, anyone wanna join me?

It's HELL, dear. No tastiness here. Again. BUCKETS OF FREAKING MUD. Or Virgil.

(Greed is the place with the two teams fighting right)?

Ow my leg. Ooh, chicken!

-glancing out at the circle- It's definitely Hell. Feels like Hell in Hell. -moves forward near the end of the circle-

-puts on labcoat and stethoscope- This will protect me. Cuz I'm a doctor.

Okay, that's it. Is this lake too cold to swim in, and how do we keep Cerberus away?