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TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
#10801: Dec 19th 2022 at 7:17:47 AM

Something like that. That someone is not dead or injured firing that thing is astounding.

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LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#10802: Feb 21st 2023 at 9:30:08 PM

Tuffy I need your expert armorer's opinion on something spotted in Ukraine this past week.

What's the prognosis, do you think we can save him?

Edited by LeGarcon on Feb 21st 2023 at 12:30:20 PM

Oh really when?
Imca (Veteran)
#10803: Feb 21st 2023 at 9:33:38 PM

He got so hot he went flacid, I think that barrel is gone.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
#10804: Feb 22nd 2023 at 7:37:01 AM

Holy shit. That gun is done. The barrel is a write-off. That kind of heat build-up has a nasty way of transferring to other parts. I would downline it and give it a long go-over to make sure nothing suffered damage from heat stress. The bolt needs a good eyeballing, any attach points might need replacing as well as any softer metal small parts. That is a good way to run into a catastrophic failure.

Who watches the watchmen?
AngelusNox The law in the night from somewhere around nothing Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Married to the job
The law in the night
#10805: Feb 22nd 2023 at 10:00:11 AM

I say, to just dose it in cold water and leave that for the Russians to use.

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MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
#10806: Feb 22nd 2023 at 3:40:50 PM

Knowing the Russians they’ll pull being an Ork and it’ll actually still work despite that.

So don’t encourage Orkiness, take it off the field.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
Imca (Veteran)
#10807: Mar 28th 2023 at 8:26:35 PM

In more things that will cause Tuffy an anurisim....

The most glowing recomendation of hi-point ever

the fact that this didn't explode and kill him.

AngelusNox The law in the night from somewhere around nothing Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Married to the job
The law in the night
#10808: Mar 28th 2023 at 8:59:56 PM

How? Just how?

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Imca (Veteran)
#10809: Mar 28th 2023 at 9:08:18 PM

The best part is that hi-point carbines only hold 8 rounds, and are designed specificly to not work with extended magizines....

Meaning this man fired off and reloaded at least 4 diffrent magizines without noticing.

AngelusNox The law in the night from somewhere around nothing Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Married to the job
The law in the night
#10810: Mar 28th 2023 at 9:15:34 PM

I wonder how shitty the aim is with that guy for him to not notice that all his shots weren't hitting shit.

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