"That's what the crossbows are for," SCM said confidently..
"Crossbows?" Nimrod said slowly. "What crossbows?"
"The ones next to the boiling oil, just under the mule catapults," Negi said helpfully.
"Mule catapults?"
"The ones loaded with grenades. Try to keep up, will you?" SCM said.
"You do realize that you might have ruined some of the roots that hold the tree up? Trees spread roots all around to keep from being blown over in windstorms. No tree, no treehouse."
"And the tree's fine, the roots go down here, not sideways," SCM said, with all the confidence of an impending disaster waiting to happen. "Does anyone know where the extension cord is? Otherwise we can't use the drill to make murder holes."
edited 1st Apr '15 9:17:41 PM by SCMof2814
If you have a mule catapult, you might as well use it to shoot mules. I disapprove of this otherwise, and what I disapprove of, I set on fire.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimariLet's reach a compromise and use it to shoot mules with grenades attached to them.
Love all the snippets. ^_^ Thanks. And the idea of Setsuna being scared of cats /is/ hilarious. ^_^
The Clock is Wound, The Future Must Commence! (tm)Okay, here we go. Again, I will stress, that this is written on-page and not prepared beforehand.
But as she understood the more she was on Earth, she was realizing something horrendous, even by her standards: The god here was doing nothing to aid the humans.
As much as she disliked them, even they should have a deity that helped them. Thus, she went to the church.
Going at first with a demonic pace there, she slowed down to a more casual walk for entering. She was still in disguise and had to act like it, of course. Opening the door, she saw two girls cleaning the place. "Excuse me," she said softly.
"Huh?" The elder girl of the two turned to her. "Oh, hey, you must be miss Melissa Haythorne, yeah?"
"Yes, that's right." Quenthel stepped in fully now, taking in the full decor of the church. Spacious, built with white limestone and big windows to let in the light. Not so different from certain religions in Faerun.
"Haven't been to a Catholic church before, have you?" The girl asked.
"No, you could say that again," Quenthel admitted and spotted the altar. A simple cross stood there flanked by candles. Not as ostentatious as the other religions she knew of, then. "But I have always been a religious person so I thought I would come to do my own time here."
"Ah, I see." The girl picked up the other one. "Well, me and Cocone were finished cleaning here anyway, so we'll just pop over to the other wing." They stopped at the door. "You need anything, let me know."
"Thank you." Quenthel nodded her head to her and the girls left. Just to be certain, she took her time walking to the altar, making sure nobody else was in the hall. Pleased with that she was alone, Quenthel walked up right up to it and...
...tapped at the cross with her finger rapidly. "I know you can hear me, you lazy bastard. I got some words for you to hear." She tapped at the cross again.
When there was no answer, she narrowed her eyes. "Fine, then just listen. I have heard of gods thinking they can just leave their people alone, let them grow up for themselves, but I can honestly say I never met one so stubborn as you. You let them roam free, that's one thing, but not doing anything when they are in need of proper guidance is another. Your clergy is a shamble of what it should be. Millions die when they could be out there doing something. How many wars are fought right now, yet you do nothing. If you're the god they elevate you to be, don't you think you should be responsible with that power?"
"Ahem."
Quenthel froze. When did she get noticed? How come she didn't notice the other one in turn? She turned around and saw who must be the manager of the church. She had a smile on her face.
"Not one for the traditional prayer, are we?"
"Uhh.... no," Quenthel admitted. "I... was never taught the proper... stuff."
The manager chuckled. "Relax, we have had stranger people here."
Do I want to know? Quenthel wondered.
"But I must ask now that you leave. Evening mass is 7 p.m. and we would like to have you here, then."
Quenthel blinked. "Right. I'll see if I can make it." She walked out of the hall, leaving Sister Shakti alone.
"Hmm. A very strange person, that one," she noted to herself. "But I guess with all the people we have here, I can't say I can point fingers. Nor should I." She went to her office, after having closed the doors.
And the altar was left alone...
"Hello?"
Oddly enough, that is how I pray sometimes. Just look up at the heavens and just talk. Although I will note that I do not do that out in public. You get funny looks when you do that.
I thought it was too, especially since the only mention of cats anywhere other than catgirls is Sakurako's cats. I put the Academy Security joke in there since you know that stuff does get out of hand frequently.
Come to think of it, you should have the mechanical T-Rex somehow escape. Just to give Asuna a taste of what Security deals with.
edited 2nd Apr '15 6:54:20 AM by UberNimrod
Madman with a box? I'm a madman with a semi, a pretzel bender and a Heart of Gold!I thought it was too, especially since the only mention of cats anywhere other than catgirls is Sakurako's cats.
Ummm... nope, there's also the issue of all those stray kittens Chachamaru looks after.
Which is brought up early, and never mentioned again.
But yes, I did forget that. My bad.
Madman with a box? I'm a madman with a semi, a pretzel bender and a Heart of Gold!They do appear in the Post MM arc.
@SCM on school competition: Oarai wins, becausw somehow, someone/ something cheated, and begin supplying Oarai with new, battered, used tanks. The joke is, the tanks they got are, battered Leman Russ, Baneblade, Overlord, Siege Tank "Crucio" ver., Mammoth, and NOD Scorpion with laser capacitor.
I'm considering MARV, but that thing is just too huge to be stored on aircraft carrier.
What? Not throwing in the APC thing from the Command And Conquer Red Alert game?
That thing, loaded with heavy infantry, kills a tank with one shot. It isn't funny.
Madman with a box? I'm a madman with a semi, a pretzel bender and a Heart of Gold!@Nimrod I bet you have never actually called God a "lazy bastard." And now I gotta watch out, cuz there's now a thunderbolt with my name on it out there...
No, but considering how often I say 'goddXXXXt,' I might be in trouble also.
Madman with a box? I'm a madman with a semi, a pretzel bender and a Heart of Gold!Man, if Martin Sheen can go all Latin on him...
"Haec credam a Deo pio? A Deo iusto? A Deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus, nuntius fui! Officium perfeci! Cruciatus in crucem - eas in crucem! You get Hoynes."
Man, they're not called City Carriers for nothing. The Ooari carrier has been scaled at 2km wide and at least 10 long, probably more. It can fit a MARV.
edited 2nd Apr '15 4:04:54 PM by Night
Nous restons ici.Okay two things. One, did everything just move to the right? And two, I just read a 1.5 million word fanfiction that began in 1999 and is still be worked on in 2015. Dang, that's dedication.
Hyped for Hyperdimension Neptunia V 2The fact that posts are no longer centered in my screen bothers me way more then it really should. Kinda wish I could toggle the stuff on the fight off.
I wish I could return TV Tropes to the way it was before. I do not like its current format. It coupled with the color scheme stinks of Taringa! before it went to shit.
I kind of like the Night Vision color scheme though. Only kind of.
edited 2nd Apr '15 6:08:50 PM by IAmNotCreativeEnough
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimariThe Night Vision scheme saves my eyes when it's dark, it's true, but the massive borders on everything are the spawn of Satan.
Ironically, it appears there is no one who likes this if you check the thread about it.
Nous restons ici.It's what management wants, why bother to complain?
edited 2nd Apr '15 7:00:13 PM by NapoleonDeCheese
They were shrunk down, but I still think it's a baaad idea.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimariNight vision is kinda awesome.
Yuri fanfiction writer! http://www.fanfiction.net/~shanejayellRandom idea Megadark. Instead of Thor falling to New Mexico, Neptune does…
It took me a moment to realize why you'd be talking to mega specifically about Neptune.
Yeah. I'm wondering whether to have the fic equate Nep with the Roman Neptune or have them not able to pronounce her name either…
How to Use Tools snippet
"Sandpaper keeps you from getting splinters," SCM said.
"First issue, you do remember that demons can fly right? I somehow doubt they arrived on a bus. Kinda renders the moat useless."
"Ummm..." SCM started.
Nimrod interrupted him, "But worse than that, you do realize that you might have ruined some of the roots that hold the tree up? Trees spread roots all around to keep from being blown over in windstorms. No tree, no treehouse."
You get to edit this Magey, as well as respond.
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Edit: Naturally the link won't work right. GRRRR
edited 1st Apr '15 5:52:41 PM by UberNimrod
Madman with a box? I'm a madman with a semi, a pretzel bender and a Heart of Gold!