Roll To Dodge: I'm rather surprised to not find this here.

College is out. I try to transfer the jetbus in from ITT: We're all going on a.. Summer Holiday and ITT: we are waiting for a bus.

Plumbum: [6] The bus instantly appears in front of you, appearing better than ever. However, it apparently was in the middle of moving, because it zooms straight past, barely stopping in time to avoid crashing into a wall. ...This wasn't such a great idea after all.

Kinkajou: [4] Hi-yah! You execute a Rider Kick. You feel very proud of yourself.

I invite Kinkajou into the bus. I try to put more power into the jet engine, as in modify it to add more horsepower.

edited 8th Apr '10 5:24:18 AM by Plumbum

Plumbum: [1] Kinkajou flatly declines your offer and Rider Kicks you. Your face still smarting, you attempt to add more power to the jet. Having never worked with a jet engine before, you end up making the Bypass Ratio too low. The engine expends all of its fuel quickly.

I attempt to undo all of my modifications.

I Divide by Zero.

I also invite Kitten of Doom onto my jetbus.

Plumbum: [6] Your hands guided by an meditative calm that has settled over you, you undo your modifications. Unfortunately, you have ended up making the Bypass Ratio slightly too high, meaning you can't go as quickly as before. You also still don't have Jet A1 or AVTUR to fuel the jet. Ah well, it happens.

Kitten of Doom: [6] You divide by zero. Nothing happens, except you get shat on by 100 pidgeons simultaenously.

Plumbum (again): [6] Kitten of Doom enthusiastically agrees to get on the bus. However, he's stinking it up, making you gag. Eeeww...

edited 8th Apr '10 5:36:56 AM by Flanker66

I try to clean off the pigeon crap and apply my disinfectant.

Kitten of Doom: [1] No matter how much you try, the crap stays firmly attached. Agh! Your eye! You accidentally sprayed yourself with the disinfectant. You might want to try to find some running water.

I practice sword moves.

I take out my water bottle and use it to clean my eye.

Kinkajou: [4] You practice your sword moves. Not exceptional, but not bad either.

Kitten of Doom: [4] You successfully clean out your eye. Whew!

I try to drive off in the jet bus. I ask Kitten Of Doom where he's going.

I try to give directions to a pizza restaurant.

Plumbum: [2] [Temporary Impossible Action] The jet engine gives an angry whine as it attempts to start, starved of fuel. Hopefully it wasn't damaged.

Kitten of Doom: [6] You give directions expertly. Unfortunately, it's to the restaurant across the street from where you want to go.

Shit! I cut the power to the engine, go and put my spare tank of jet fuel in and check for damage.

I implant a humongous picture of Awesome Face on the moon.

I try hotrodding a spaceship engine to the bus.

I transform Plumbum into a lead pipe using a Final Form Ride card.

Plumbum: [2] [Free Action] In your haste to get to the fuel tank, you trip. You pat yourself clean and refuel the jet engine. You check around the engine, and there is no visible damage to the fuel lines or electrical systems. You give yourself a small burn as you close the cowling again. You wave your hand around, cursing.

Reecer 6: [1] You implant the picture on the moon. However, when you take a step back to admire your handiwork, you realise that for some reason the impact has caused it to become the Troll Face and it's rolled around to the dark side of the moon. Curses!

Kitten of Doom: [2] The engine doesn't quite fit on the bus, and you're not very sure it'll work.

Kinkajou: [5] You transform Plumbum into a golden lead pipe. Nifty, eh?

edited 8th Apr '10 6:25:26 AM by Flanker66

I attempt to not be a lead pipe. Jet powered bus to drive here.

If you want to Pot Hole to one word you go [[{{Tekken}} Not a great fighting game]]

edited 8th Apr '10 6:29:43 AM by Plumbum

^ Mystery solved...

Plumbum: [1] You sweat and you pant in exertion, but you're not becoming any less of a golden lead pipe. Why don't you give it a rest and try again later?

am I still sentiant enough to move

I keep trying. I don't like being a golden lead pipe.

I swing lead pipe!Plumbum at a monster.