Troper War

I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum And I have no bubble gum but plenty of ass

edited 15th Jun '18 2:21:34 PM by Warmaster23rat

I AM HERE FOR A FIGHT!

This should be good.

-eats more popcorn-

May I join you? I promise I won’t steal your popcorn.

Fine by me. Anyway, I have reserve popcorn.

Oh. Good thinking. Anyway, what’s happening right now? I just got here and heard something about a battle.

Taco chucks a grenade into the popcorn.

-takes knife from my trench coat-

Taco chucks another grenade toward the knife.

Ing promptly generates a shield around the spectator area (and the popcorn).

“That has to be violating some law. Can you explain what’s going on here?”

"No. No laws are being violated."

HA i find a law your technically breaking, and i hire my army of Orc lawyers to sue you to PIECES!

-proceeds to stab lawyers with the knife on the ground-

• Sues you and everyone else in the thread*

-offers my legal help for the fee described on my troper page-

-opens a branch of RPI that sells whatever you want to buy, no questions asked-

-teleports out of the way of the grenade-

-continues watching and eating popcorn-

"Yum."

-RPI salesman Ing appears-

Want to buy an infinite supply of popcorn? It’s only 3000 dollars, which is far less than most of my prices. Trust me, if I’m selling it for less than the amount of money that actually exists, it’s a good deal.

"Nah, I brought my own."

-Refills box with glittery popcorn-

Edited by QuantumMelody29 on Sep 3rd 2018 at 5:13:47 PM

-uses his totally real magic to turn Quantum Melody 29's glittery popcorn into a Power Rangers style monster-

-puts monster in cage-

-places price tag of $10^9 on cage-

-runs off to the RPI in Kappa-Erikesh-

-deposits monster-

-returns-

"Hey!"

-Gets a burger instead-

-blows up burger-

-slaps in the face with sea bass-

"FOOD FIGHT!!!!"

-throws out a load of sparkly pink cupcakes for people to do whatever with-

-works on designs for a sparkly pink cupcake powered laser cannon-