The Scarlet Witch
So, what did you do last Tuesday?
His voice is sexy. 'Nuf said.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
So, why do you like playing Sniper every time we play Team Fortress 2?
I'm Captain Jackass... as it were.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Victory and Great Defeat
Would whoever's in charge of all you jackasses please step forward?
Because I was in Scotland at the time.
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
my current job
Why is my kilt in your laundry?
Hey, I forget sometimes, alright?!
edited 23rd Sep '15 8:48:54 AM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Why is there a dead body in the basement?
If I said yes, would you let me go scot free?
Boisterous woman
If you don't answer this question correctly, you'll be killed, do I look evil?
She was arrested on murder charges.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Dude, what happened to your wife?
It fell downstairs.
"After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began."
64th Successor
What's with that dead baby?
I just needed to get away from those skeletons.
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Not what I was expecting, but I laughed. Nice one.
edited 23rd Sep '15 10:31:28 AM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Why did you move out of your grandparents place?
A thousand needles
"After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began."
Boisterous woman
How many needles?
Its simple, we kill the joker.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
my current job
So, how do we take over Arkham?
The same reason he shot mine with a Gatling gun.
edited 23rd Sep '15 10:31:52 AM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
64th Successor
Why is that guy wrestling those skeleton mannequins?
The gorillas did it.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Victory and Great Defeat
I left for five minutes, and you did all this to my primate hybrid lab!?
It's because we are Americans.
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
The Scarlet Witch
Why do people accuse us of being gun-toting maniacs?
It's for a birthday party.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Why are you measuring the temperature in Fahrenheit?
Whats that rocket launcher for?
Cookies!
edited 23rd Sep '15 11:18:38 AM by darkdestinysoul
"After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began."
Victory and Great Defeat
We need to make sure there's no evidence! What other information can I delete!?
That's the whole reason we elected you.
edited 23rd Sep '15 11:27:17 AM by CSP1220
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
Boisterous woman
Why do you want me to nuke the world?
But that's illegal!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Why don't we just kill him, it would be quicker?
Because she told me to!
"After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began."
Why did you shoot him?
F.A.T.A.L.
Boisterous woman
Worst Thing you ever read?
But that's doesn't explain why she's naked!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
You do realize this is a bar, right?
I feel justified because he's a murderer.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Boisterous woman
Why did you kill Purple Man?
I have at least 600 soldiers hiding in the building to ambush her.
I admit, that one made me laugh.
edited 24th Sep '15 7:58:03 AM by Superjohn
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
What are you going to do when your mother find out about your grades?
Two porcupines.
edited 24th Sep '15 7:34:51 AM by darkdestinysoul
"After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began."
Victory and Great Defeat
What the hell did you put in this soup?
That's about the biggest one I've seen this week!
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
Have you seen my friend Gordon around anywhere? See, he's a natural ginger, and he might be a little dangerous if he's let loose for too long. Could you help me find him?
I accidentally launched Miley Cyrus into the sun.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda