Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-refreshes his entire HUD system-
Oh. I'm going to need some more... bite in my weapons.
-contacts his team members-
Rubicon VIII is now authorized. Send me the Red Sun cannon.
MEANWHILE, IN SPACE
The thing previously mentioned noted a bright dot passing it by, streaming down to the planet. It paid no heed, as it inserted itself into an orbit behind the moon.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
If we're taking on something like what you described, I'm gonna need some better armor.
JARVIS, activate the Mk. XIII
How long will it take to get here?
About three minutes.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
MASTER OF BIG RED
-takes off Luke costume- I'm keeping the lightsaber. I don't know why you guys don't decide to study this amazing technology of lasers that do not just travel in one direction forever. So, we have a giant something heading towards Earth, eh? I took on many somethings heading towards Earth before: Meteors, another planet, even a giant space bridge thing. So is this giant thing just a meteor, or a planet, or is it alive?
BIG RED 4 LIFE
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
I will literally crap my pants if it's Ego the Living Planet and I'm not even wearin' pants!
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-a pod with several red tron lines lands near him-
- villainous chuckle-
I've been wanting to try this out for quite some time...
-the pod opens revealing a large, metallic cannon shaped like a dragon. It is black in color and pulses blue in the barrel and eyes.-
Gentlemen, the Red Sun cannon. Designed for taking down crimes against reality, outer gods, sealed evils, and other abominations. I haven't really had the chance to test it though.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
MASTER OF BIG RED
I have an idea: Maybe we could, I don't know... fly up there and see what it is?! Seriously, it seems like while I am thinking up sane plans, you guys are just saying to blow up the problem. I bet if the problem was a bomb, you would blow THAT up. I'm going up there to inspect this falling object. Who wants to come?
BIG RED 4 LIFE
I'll come.
As will I.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
-already has his/her spacesuit on-
-flies out and up to the whatever it is-
Oh Mister Cosmic Horror! Hi I'm Stonsie and I'm the cutest thing in the universe /)^3^(\
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-on the comms-
Stones, we've managed to get a good classification on the thing. It's a level 4 — be careful.
-As he says this, the thing swats Stonsie out of the moon's orbit, back to Earth-
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
What the?
This thing is not very friendly.
HAVE AT THEE!
\*flies at entity with Mjolnir*
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-still on the comms-
Avengers, Stonsie, Red — you might want to stand back.
-launches himself onto the surface of the moon, and begins charging the cannon-
Eat rubicite laser, Abomination!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
\*Thor smacks Mjolnir into the entity*
\*entity reacts with pain, but swats Thor away as if he were a fly*
Thor!
Omega, what was that?
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what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-still charging the cannon-
This thing has an incredible reaction speed for such a large mass of... thing.
-finishes charging his cannon, and aims at the center of the strange thing-
Do us all a favor, Horror.
-the Crime against Reality stares down at him with thousands of unblinking eyes, quizzically-
Die.
-fires the cannon, causing a massive, gaping hole to appear in the thing-
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
\*the blast knocks away Iron man and probably red as well*
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-drops the cannon and launches himself at the thing, now designated "Garom"-
Aim for the bits that are left, if you can move! I'll hit the... core...-thingy.
-lands on the core and starts slicing it and punching it-
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
-Stones PEW PEW PEW's at the bits-
Monster Wrap-up Monster Wrap-up!
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
I don't know what this is but it looks important!
-tears out a bunch of things-
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
-spins around-
WHEEE!
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
TOO. MANY. GLOWS.
GOOD LORD, I CAN'T FEEL MY RETINAS.
-clears head-
Oh wait, it's almost dead now.
-picks up the cannon he threw down earlier-
AND YOU DIE AS A YOU LIVED — STRANGELY!
-fires the cannon, only to watch it bounce off the cracked core-
... WELL YOU SHOULD ANYWAYS. Maybe I can grab the core out of there.
-does so, as the core is now floating freely-
HEY GUYS, IT'S DEAD, AND I HAVE A TROPHY.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Rubicon? Isn't that a tv show?...I'm getting off topic here.
Huh I guess the abominations of reality I faced were a lot more powerful that what you all have taken on.
Then again my time travel caused my fights against them... Don't ask it's a long story.