Okay. Side effects have passed. I feel...
-is sick again-
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
I SWEAR TO GOD, IF SOMEONE WALKS UP TO ME AND SAYS, "YOU'RE TOO SLOW", I WILL MURDER THEM!
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
-looks at the Crack-a-phone-
Bill's still at the warehouse. I suspect he's building something big so that he can blackmail us... again.
*FTL motors activated*
Let's go! Well.. at least me. Don't worry, if I arrive there before you I won't take any initiative! After all I don't really have so many superpowers!
If we're excluding that story where I gained omnipotence, but I think it was retconned as a 'what if' imagined by Mrs. Bizzarra
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
Oh God, It's always blackmail with these villians; 'Give yourself up or the world will perish', 'Sacrifice your loved ones, or I will destroy the universe', 'I know you electrocuted that five year old in a fit of rage, it will take this much money to keep me quiet'... Did I say the last one out loud?
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
I'm okay now.
Hehe, I love it when villains stay stupid things out loud. An old nemesis of mine, The Plaster, once blurted out that he still wore nappies.
edited 26th Aug '10 9:14:53 AM by ACrackInTime
I thought I heard something but I can't since I'm already at the warehouse!
Seems like Bill is pretty clear... my evil-sensing cute invisible robotic pet is telling me that much.
-magically teleports self and rifflet to the warehouse using the Crack-a-phone-
-to WUE- Hey there!
*Puts his index finger on his mouth*
Be very careful. And silent. Bill is building something.. big there. Looks like a portal. I wonder what he's planning...
And I thought my secret identity was Ted M. Oron, or did they retcon that too?
edited 26th Aug '10 9:17:44 AM by WUE
I have no idea
-gets the Crack-a-cam out-
Let's see what out friend Bill is cooking up this time.
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
-shuffles across welcome mat, high fives WUE. And electrocutes him- OH DUDE! SORRY! That happens a lot.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
-stares at rifflet-
The hell...?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH!!!
*Blows their cover by screaming*
IT HURTS! GODDAMIT IT HURTS!
I swear I love you when you do things like that. Thought the character doesn't probably love you as much.
Fuck! It's Bill!
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
-hands crackle- I'M SO SORRY!
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
IT'S ALRIGHT! JUST USE IT AGAINST BILL, NOT WUE!
*cowers in pain*
Bill : I see you've all fallen into my trap. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Oh sorry. I probably should do less laughing and more trapping. Anyway. *takes out a remote* *pushes button* Bye bye.
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
-shuffles across welcome mat- BUT BILL! I still haven't shaken your hand yet!
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
-sighs-
Here we go again. The old fashioned run-away-from-the-death-trap.
Bill : Sorry lass, but as much as I'd like to shake hands with you, accompany you to the nearby bar to take a beer and discuss of marriage proposals I'm not going to fall for that a second time. And now sorry, but I should escape to my hideout before the portal consumes the entire town! Bye bye! *disappears*
Dr. Spectacular (or WUE, if you so prefers.. damn this retcons) : It's a portal to.... THE NEGATIVE ZONE! And by the way, I think Bill is ... THE ASSASSIN!
The Negative Zone?
-looks it up on Crack-a-pedia-
Oh... that's not good.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we are totally and utterly fucked.
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
My God... Your right... IT'S THE ASSASSIN! He must ride his horses faster than a trot!
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
-straightens bow tie-
I'm going to to die, so I'm going down in style.
-warehouse plunges into darkness-
...
The Hell?
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
FINALLY! I can be useful! -crackles with electricity, lighting the place up- Heh, I knew this would happen at some point... -walks forward, steps in puddle- ... FFFFF-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
I feel fi-iiiiiiiiiiAAARRRRG! Why am I blue? I LOOK LIKE THE ABOMINATION THAT IS... SONIC RECOLOURS! -dramatic sting-
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu