Fly Air Madeline
Result: The cup contained a liquid that stayed perfectly still and changed color every 2.5 seconds. After drinking, D-Class remarked that it "tasted like something really stupid" and then alternated between references to Spongebob Squarepants and humming the theme music for The Benny Hill Show.
Input: A cup of Crazy Bus
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
May be Stupendous Man
Result: [DATA REDACTED] Liquid contained as a Euclid-class cognitohazard. Designated SCP-3944.
Test: "Cup of Tourettes Syndrome"
edited 17th Jan '16 8:44:09 AM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny
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Dread Pirate Captain
Output: A cup of dark blue liquid. Upon closer inspection, the cup containing the liquid seem to shake and wobble every 10 seconds or so, often just enough to push the liquid's surface to the cup's lips without making it spill over. The D-Class personnel who ingested it began experiencing bouts of involuntary physical and verbal tics within 30 minutes of ingesting the liquid. This lasted for a day, after which the D-Class personnel's behaviour returned to normal.
Input: A cup of processing power.
edited 17th Jan '16 8:47:54 AM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
May be Stupendous Man
Result: A silver liquid. When poured onto a computer, causes its systems to improve. Contained as SCP-3295.
Test: "Cup of mixed liquids"
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Fly Air Madeline
Result: A random assortment of liquids from previous requests made to SCP-294 was dispensed. Drinking these liquids resulted in [DATA EXPUNGED] and caused the D-class to become a Euclid. The former D-class is now in containment as SCP-XXXX.
Input: A cup of "hallucinogen that causes everything to look like the 2080s"
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
Result: Dark blue liquid. When class d drink it, he see everything around him look like futuristic.
Test: A cup of Lich.
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May be Stupendous Man
Result: [REDACTED]
Test: A cup of Minecraft.
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Result: Finely ground dirt in a cup with a bit of water splashed in.
Test: A cup of passive-aggressive notes.
edited 25th Jan '16 5:02:25 PM by Jondanger23
Result: A yellow liquid with a papery taste. The drinker's mind was filled with passive-aggressive thoughts.
Test: A cup of STOP THAT.
May be Stupendous Man
Result: [DATA REDACTED ON O5 REQUEST] All we can tell you is that it did not end well.
Test: A cup of Halo.
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May be Stupendous Man
bump
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O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
Result: A light blue liquid. The drinker now wears master chief's suit.
Test: A cup of HESOYAM
I mean the cheat code on gta sa. - Dr Clinton
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Fly Air Madeline
Result: D-class reported that the drink tasted like "greenbacks and gold". After drinking, his bank account was brought up to $[REDACTED] and all of his diseases and nutritional issues vanished.
Test: A cup of Piracy
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
Result: The cup is filled with a gold liquid. Upon ingestion, D-13972 reported it as tasting "Like [D-13972] just swallowed a glass of pennies."
Further testing revealed that the drink removed all traces of vitamin C from the D-Class's body.
Test: A glass of nature.
edited 31st Jan '16 7:38:08 PM by h2obox
Welcome to my special hell.
May be Stupendous Man
Result: A cup of Thread Revival Juice, previously acquired from SCP-261. Revived this thread. Subject was reported to repeatedly state "bump."
Test: A cup of Thunderbirds 1965, another of Turbocharged Thunderbirds, another of Thunderbirds 2004, and a final one of Thunderbirds 2015. (I am not sorry)
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May be Stupendous Man
bump
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May be Stupendous Man
double bump
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May be Stupendous Man
triple bump srsly people
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O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
Result: [REDACTED]
Test: Cup of love nectar
BUMP! - Dr Kanjou
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Fly Air Madeline
Result: A transparent pink sap-like liquid was dispensed from the machine. The D-class who drank it was found to have a markedly increased libido and spent the rest of the day making advances on various women working at the facility.
Input: A cup of determination
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Result: A cup of shining yellow fluid was dispensed. The D-Class who consumed this substance immediately attempted to escape, and was remarkably proficient at all actions for a period of roughly [DATA EXPUNGED], after which he was captured easily due a sudden [REDACTED]. Guards attempting to capture him during this time later reported feelings of deja vu.
Input: A cup of this peace, which is what all true warriors strive FOUR
she her hers hOI!!! i'm tempe
May be Stupendous Man
Result: A golden liquid which makes people repeat quotes from the The Legend Of Zelda C Di Games.
Test: A cup of dimensional rifts.
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O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
Result: A purple liquid. When the D-class accidentally spilled the drink, the portal appeared.
Test: Cup of totalitarianism.
Let the O5 or site director drink it. If not, then let the class D drink it. -Dr Luna
edited 27th Feb '16 7:56:13 PM by TheEngineer24
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Should probably shut up?
Result: A cup of non-opaque red liquid which, upon being drank caused D-Class to express interest in following in the footsteps of dictators.
Input: A cup of stabbing.
Experiment canceled. No solid objects please. Dr Conagher
Test:A cup of HESOYAM
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