Hey, I am 15? stones of fat ugly bastard and the postures I get into when I'm completely knackered would amaze you. 
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The Shrouded Knight
Also, the great Ozzy Osbourne's
opinions on yoga, as chronicled in ''Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy''
- Handy Tip: Find the best-looking woman in the class and stand behind her. It'll cheer you up to no end.
- Dangers & Annoyances: Bulges can be spotted easily through Lycra.
- Pay-off: Being able to jump off a drum riser while doing the splits - and not wake up in hospital.
I won't say that the views were not pleasant, but like I said, my being motivated by the chance to meet women was missing the point, and realizing how shallow my motives were for doing it was why I stopped. I also don't recommend trying to jump off drum risers.
The Living Guildpact rules that coffee is an acceptable substitution for rest as specified in subsection … whatever.
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
Not in color but it's still a sweet strip and some good advice.
Digging the viking beard.
Oh really when?
Queen of Good Things, Honest
The garlic bread bits had me cracking up.
My Tumblr. Currently liveblogging Haruhi Suzumiya and revisiting Danganronpa V3.
Absolutely no relation to NLK
His brother's comeback had me giggling. Also, damn is CB well-adjusted.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
Strip is now in color and there are background viking slaves.
I love that he mentions that is was the first time they got captured by vikings.
Oh really when?
He should have just skipped over the whole "Kidnapped by vikings helped me put on muscle"
(V)(;,,;)(V)
It's loading super slowly for me today. But Commander continues to be the sanest guy in his world.
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Any other less-adjusted person would have lost their mind long ago.
Frankly, I'm surprised Vikings were able to capture them all in the first place. Let alone multiple times.
Some of the commentators are dicks, though. Coela doesn't seem to worship at the same Church of Muscle that they do or something - I guess that's what's giving me the distinct impression that those folks think that she has pee'd in their whole egg drinks or something.
Not Actually Indie
Well, if you surround yourself with people who constantly take an interest in each others' physical fitness, if you improve your shape, they'll probably notice. And the sort of friends or acquaintances who comment on, say, every haircut, they'll probably notice too. But it's not likely to change the way total strangers relate to or interact with you, unless maybe if you start out obese and you change that.
When I went from slightly pudgy from the freshman fifteen to single digit body fat percentages, plenty of acquaintances noticed and commented on it, but for my relationships with strangers it's not like it particularly made a difference.
...eventually, we will reach a maximum entropy state where nobody has their own socks or underwear, or knows who to ask to get them back.
Always 3:00am in the Filth
I have to say, I absolutely love how Commander Badass is one of the most reasonable and wise characters I've ever read. Especially for a vat-grown super-soldier whose day job to keep Pyramid Head and Kratos out of trouble with productive work.
"But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you." - O'Brien, 1984
Well it's not like he grew up without problems. He had to put himself together from a breakdown at least once - the sanity we see is the result of some damn strong glue.
Queen of Good Things, Honest
Commander Badass has genuine wisdom; the kind that comes from experience, not age.
My Tumblr. Currently liveblogging Haruhi Suzumiya and revisiting Danganronpa V3.
Not Actually Indie
He is the man for our times, even if he won't be born for a couple hundred years or so.
...eventually, we will reach a maximum entropy state where nobody has their own socks or underwear, or knows who to ask to get them back.
Untrustworthy
He's an interesting case where he's literally behind the times, but figuratively ahead of his time.
"Canada Day is over, and now begins the endless dark of the Canada Night."
I gotta say that the Commander is the second favourite comic book character I have ever came across. He's still just behind Walter Joseph Kovacs though. A man I feel closer to the older I get.
You may know him better as Rorschach.
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* backs away slowly*
check the icon.
also Cass. actually Cass should come first because Steph's back in comics but i love them both equally
ophelia, you're breaking my heart
I keep hearing about Steph being back, but I can never remember which comic it is she's supposed to come back in.
“None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME.”
Still one of the best lines in comic book history.
Uniocular
It is badass. But actually identifying with Rorschach is... kinda concerning.
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Ah but there's the thing. Lots of folks identify with Batman (why? He's just as fucked in the head as Kovacs is, if not more so. And he makes supervillains hang round Gotham in order to fight him. And in at least one continuity he was actually created by/created the Joker - it's complicated). And Kal-El, who doesn't even come from this planet, becomes the shiny symbol of the good old US of A. (I still think the best evisceration of his alter-ego(s) (he has two, remember) came in Kill Bill Volume Two with the speech that Bill did just before the Bride took her revenge on him.)
Yet just about every kid I've ever heard of wears Batman or Kal-El costumes every Hallowe'en and hardly anyone bats an eyelid.
I could list all day the comic book heroes and heroines who I consider to be on equally shaky mental health grounds with Kovacs but I don't really see the point.
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
That's just dumb new Batman and Superman. Old Batman and Superman were better.
Oh really when?
It's actually kinda funny how skinny people take make all kinds of crazy poses when they are completely exhausted.
... At least, it;s not just me and Jared, right?