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That reminds me, when are we going to get the Dark Yagami epilogue?

I think sex has to be one of the easiest things to screw up writing. My advice is: don't write sex.

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But it's original flavor fanfic!

It's not like I changed the locale to Australia and gave waiterman a creepy stalker crush on chef. That would be stupid!

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped

Yeah. People who write porn really don't even seem to have had sex. I mean, not that I have, but I at least know some actual facts about it from sex-ed class.

^Yeah, I bet you're going to pump it full of Mary Sues

edited 9th Jun '11 11:58:42 AM by Jumpingzombie

There's usually not much of a need for sex to happen on-page, anyway.

Somehow this has reminded me of the fact that when I was a good deal younger, I got Neil Gaiman's Smoke And Mirrors, only to be horrified by the number of sexual elements, and terrified that my mum would try to read it at some point and realise what exactly she'd bought me.

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*Gnaws*

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WBZ

edited 9th Jun '11 12:19:28 PM by AnonymousUser

Damn, I'm an hour late for a "grocery stores".

Mainly because I was as the grocery store...

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hey hive mind buddy

Man, when I was 9 or 10, I remember getting one of the Dragonriders Of Pern books as a gift and not finishing it because people were sleeping together. I thought my parents would freak out if they saw it.

I remember being scared that mother would take my copy of Paper Mario 2 back to Target if I told her about a reference to "blowing dough" (which I took to be slang for smoking marijuana, which would not have made sense; the Pianta Mafia was talking about their casino's business)

i was stupid

edited 9th Jun '11 12:32:59 PM by AnonymousUser

There's a story in Smoke And Mirrors where the protagonist masturbates into some clay and forms it into a gargoyle that robs him of his emotions. Yeah.

edited 9th Jun '11 12:39:31 PM by Idler20

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It feels way later than it is. Probably because I didn't sleep till 2.'

Also now I'm wondering what would happen if the health inspector visited the Five Singers R Estaurant. Not enough to actually write it though, because your imagination will be funnier.

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*waiterman returns covered in blood and missing the paint*

they've agred to our denands

told u you'd know wat to do

*enters inspector*

Hi, I'm the health inspector!

...i'm the chef

...why do u talklike that?

Oh, it's just a thing that I do. *cutesmile*

and how do you pronunce tose astriks?
chef can do it but he wont tell me how

He taught me. After all, he is my father.

wat

wait i don't remmber you

Oh, mom had me while you were in that coma. And I was born with these cool purple wings and my long, black hair, so you may have blocked out the memory from all the weirdness.

no tat's imposiblee
granpae had yelow wings
yur moher mushave cheated

you nevr tld me tat yur grandpa culd fly

i did it wen you were in tat coma

wat coma

*cough* So, yeah, I have these cool purple wings and I found this cool magic chest while I was flying. It has this cool mirror that lets me see the future and this brooch that lets me be naked without people having a fuss and

wait yur nakad right now

Yeah, I never really liked clothes.

...on momnt pleasse
we ned to tallk for a moment
about talking stuff

chef grabb her lesgs
ill call the rats

edited 9th Jun '11 12:41:41 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped

For some reason I'm still thinking of Ian Fleming's belief that homosexuals can't whistle.

Did you learn that from me?

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I can't even tell who's who anymore...

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My mom once stapled together a section of a book of urban legends that I bought. It wasn't appropriate for my age. I have to say that I agree with her.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped

^^^Yes

^^why

edited 9th Jun '11 12:38:55 PM by AnonymousUser

^ Because they all talk in the same lowercase typo-laden text, and now there are three of them.

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Did you ever get Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark?

The Health Inspector Sue actually talks with perfect grammar and spelling.

^ It starts with the alligator in the sewer myth, and it wasn't illustrated. It just had an entire section delegated for naughty urban legends

edited 9th Jun '11 12:42:54 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped

I started looking at some Youtube videos of those, due to a thread about them that sprang up in Literature. Some of them were really creepy. Glad I was never exposed to them as a child.

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for some reason i thought you were talking about this thread

It's waiterman, chef, inspector, chef, waiterman, inspector, waiterman, inspector, waiterman, chef, inspector, chef, waiterman, chef, inspector, chef, inspector, waiterman

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped

Yeah, now that I can tell the Inspector's lines apart I can I can read it.

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