need bigger friends
do you have any potatoes in the likeness of catholic saints?
Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
worried about myself :)
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Disasturbator
Part-Time Omen of Death
It is a very c9ld day t9day, s9 y9u kn9w what that means. (Please n9te that I am n9t actually presuming that y9u kn9w what it means 6esides the decrease in temperature and p9ssi6ly the c9rresp9nding need f9r warmer cl9thing.) It means that the infam9us Kankri sweater is 6eing w9rn 9nce again.
....ok that's enough of that. Kankri-ing is exhausting. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
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oops
Stupid doomed timeline...
need bigger friends
do you have any barbecue plankton chips?
Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
Disasturbator
need bigger friends
do you have any complimentary fresh garlic?
Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
Disasturbator
oh yes!
New theme music also a box
need bigger friends
cool where is it
Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
Disasturbator
out the back
New theme music also a box
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Is boring at work I would rather be home hugging my ket.
...ok so I'd usually rather be hugging my ket because she is cute.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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Wtf customerdude why are you wearing a short sleeve T-shirt today it is flipping cold.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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Other customerdude shut up about guns.
Pee pole need to do less talking and more buying.
Stupid doomed timeline...
...
Is it true vampires fear garlic
Disasturbator
is true that vampires dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
New theme music also a box
I'm sure some vampires might like to, but it depends on the vampire, I guess
most don't even have access to the devil
...
Yeah, those guys do deals with demons
What a buncha losers
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I actually quite like garlic.
And I've danced in the pale moonlight, but not with the devil.
Stupid doomed timeline...
...
But what about deals
With demons?
my current job
What kind of blood tastes the best?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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I'm partial to violet trollblood, myself. 
Song of the Day #267