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So do you have a Convenience, Value, and Service or a Howard Edward Butt where you live?

No I do not

I had to google those damn you

Well you don't like acronyms, so you brought this on yourself.

Oh Woe is me!

It is never ever my fault

I'm practically perfect in every way

I cannot tell if that is sarcastic or not since this is just text on a screen for my perspective.

edited 27th Mar '17 3:34:38 PM by Alucart23

im being most sincere

honest'

swear to god

hand on heart'

pink promise

What's a pink promise?

edited 27th Mar '17 3:36:52 PM by Alucart23

I meant a Pinkie Promise

too late, you now need to look up or make up an explanation for what a pink promise is. otherwise I shall have at least one acronym in each of my posts on this thread for the rest of the day.

Damn you

Very well,a pink promise is a very serious promise that may only be made while naked

...I did not need to know that!

but what if the naked person making the promise is brown or tan or something and not pink? WHAT THEN?

or gray? And fuzzy? And not a person but rather a KET?

kets get snuggled

Its a pink promise regardless

damn

dark spirit is being persistent

we're both sitting in a building, waiting for the other one to attack

he's managed to take a few of my estus flasks, but he probably has around the same amount now

thing is, he was clearly more prepared for this encounter since, well, he invaded me

it's been 10 minutes now, none of us have attacked each other

putting on the ring of obscuring now, see if it'll go on for another 15

plus it will be fun to see if he can find me now

hmm

i think he may have just gone afk

probably didn't like that i ran away

well, i'm sure as hell not fighting him in dark ass, dank ass library with Spooks M Chands crawling out of the books after me

Since a cat doesn't wear clothes (at least not willingly), it's a Pink Promise nontheless.

Also, if at first you don't succeed, a chicken ate your hamster.

I read that first post to the tune of…

"It's been, one week since you looked at me!" etc.

not sure why, but i did.

edited 27th Mar '17 4:04:21 PM by Alucart23

dark souls i, ii, or iii?

if 2, is the the scholar of the first sin edition

edited 27th Mar '17 4:14:27 PM by PastryPerson

nah, it's 3

had just earlier been invading in one of the covenant areas

then i forgot to turn off online when entering the archives aka the place you don't wanna be invaded in

shit's spooky

anywho, didn't stand a chance. guy's more skilled with the sellsword twinblades than i am

kind of wondering why he decided to just stay still then

kind of regretting maining the twinblades myself

but they're good for pve

edited 27th Mar '17 4:33:24 PM by ErikVindstrom

ah

you know, I genuinely had a frightening dream about DS 3

I was in the archives (never played it before), but unlocked a secret area; it seemed to be a library, with the light of sunset flooding in, seemed kind of beautiful at the time

I entered an area that sort of looked like where you'd check out books (though one wall was a window, again, sunset), and I talked to this NPC behind the desk

He said something along the lines of

"I have no idea how you got here, but run. He almost has you."

I was freaked out and stared at him for a moment before sprinting out, and I swear to god the sunset hallway literally started to get darker and I was like "OH SHIT FUCK NO", alt-tabbed out, ripped my headphones out and turned off dark souls

edited 27th Mar '17 7:35:42 PM by PastryPerson

that's spooky

but yeah, the whole archives is a giant library

and one specific area is, well, dark

y'know, Fromsoft could probably make some petty cool horror games if they wanted to