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The Discovery Channel In: Doggie Bones

The Discovery Channel was walking down the road when it saw a doggie bone, lying there. "You're such a nice looking bone", it said to the bone. Then the bone was stolen by Rainbow Dash. "Rainbow you get back here," the Discovery Channel said, "That bone was mine first".

"No it wasn't, it wasn't anybody's," replied Rainbow, as she flew away from the Discovery Channel. The Discovery Channel felt wronged. It knew this was a job for Hong Kong Phooey, who it did not know how to contact, but figured the police station was a safe bet.

Later, Rosemary the telephone operator received a call about the stolen bone. Penry, the mild-mannered janitor and his cat Spot, overheard the call, and knew it was time to become Hong Kong Phooey.

Hong Kong Phooey met with the Discovery Channel in the city's park about apprehending Rainbow Dash. "You must not put her behind bars, but you must beat her in a race, and humiliate her", the Discovery Channel said to Hong Kong Phooey. He consulted The Hong Kong Book Of Kung Fu on the subject of racing, and found nothing. "I guess I can't help ya, Discovery", he said to the Discovery Channel.

But then the entire city was being consumed by a giant space-eating manhole! Hong Kong Phooey had to do something, and quick!

edited 8th Apr '11 9:21:47 PM by AnonymousUser

why did i laugh at that

Best fanfic in the universe.

I wrote that in much the same way as I do YKAHC: just write down whatever pops into my head and try to make it work.

That's how I do the Five Singers.

Well, except for the "try to make it work" part.

Sucked. Not enough romance/sex. Why couldn't you have added a scene where Discovery Channel and Hong Kong Phooey go at it?

Because Hong Kong Phooey doesn't swing that way!

Or maybe he does, but how would you know, it's not like the source material gives me very much to work with

You mean Hong Kong Phooey isn't cablenetworksexual?

No, he isn't!

You people are reading too deep into this! I imagine you people think that the bone symbolizes something too!

(I'll let Shipzy handle this one)

Yes. It's the second sexiest thing I've seen all day.

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Oh sure they have yours but not mine

Maybe because you didn't pothole yours all over the place?

I was a frequent presence on It Just Bugs Me! pages, for one thing.

edited 8th Apr '11 10:08:10 PM by AnonymousUser

Possibly.

Also, I'm reading Arial, not Helvetica, so ha.

:J

I can't even tell what that face is supposed to be.

I'm tired, but it's only 10:10 here. What's wrong with me?

Me either.

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^ Home of the Good Burger?

YNOVE

You know I used to be afraid the entire Internet would turn against that movie. Fortunately it did not.

Maybe I just figured the Nostalgia Critic influenced opinions too much?

I always liked that movie as a kid, even if it was really stupid.

Damn, now I want to try and find some of the original All That sketches again and see if they're actually funny or if I was just dumb.

I used to love it, myself.

when i was 13

i was also 10 you know