ITT: Some of us want to defuse a nuke, the rest of us want to launch i

For feck's sake, Richard Nixon's dead!

Meh, I'm just here to watch the show now.

edited 8th Aug '10 12:28:06 PM by MajorTom

IF HE WAS DEAD WOULD HE BE STANDING HERE RIGHT NOW?

Sir, you're not Richard Nixon. You're clearly more unhinged and less evil

He's dead. He's had an obituary. He's joined the heavenly choir. He's drawn his last breath. He's croaked. Providing fertiliser. Having an eternal rest. No more. Gone to a better place. Deceased. Went to Davy Jones' locker. Keelhauled. Pushing up daisies.

THATS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK.

NOW GIVE ME THE LAUNCH CODES AND NOBODY GETS HURT.

It's a bit late for that. The dude with the ice fairy on his t-shirt already launched the nuke to the moon. In fact, we should all be dead any second now.

What nuke? I just want my goddamn RC plane back.

...It's over there. WAAAAAY over there. Go to it.

LIES!

I HAVE A GUN!

• Pulls out real gun*

I have a raygun. Your point?

-aims it-

Oh for the love of...why can't you be consistently insane? In the meantime, want to talk about your feelings?

edited 8th Aug '10 1:07:06 PM by yarrunmace

COUNTERPOINT

• Pulls trigger, gun is empty*

So...feelings?

well i fell in love with this troper and...and...I WISH HED TELL ME HE LOVES ME BEFORE I DIE WAAAAAA

Okay, who launched my hot air balloon with the word "NUKE" spray-painted across the canvas into the moon? Seriously, that's my daily commute! What's a mad villain gonna do without his distinctive getaway vehicle?