Hey West Coast! I bet you wish you had our snows and Disney World and real seafood!
edited 26th Mar '10 5:26:38 PM by Daionusthe23rd
vigilantly taxonomish
Sorry, Vandro, but America does mean the USA, among other things... and anyway, Britain isn't only upper class England, either. And yeah, y'all are fine, so long as nobody's getting upset, carry on.
...in America!
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HAY EAST COAST! I bet you wish you had our Hollywood and GOLD and Hawaii!
Where's mai catnip!?
Mexico, India, and China: Hello. How are you gentlemen? All your industry are belong to us. You are on your way to destruction. Hahaha.
Americans: They're takin' our jobbbs!
Giant Robo Kaiju Lolcat Kitties With Lazor Beams Attached To Their Frickin' Heads Smiting Infidel Cities. Your day is now Awesome.
HAY WEST COAST! I bet you wish you had our New York and D.C. and Florida!
edited 26th Mar '10 5:33:42 PM by Daionusthe23rd
Yeah... gimme a Triple Bacon Cheese Twinkie Burger, with extra lard... a Mega order of fries... chocolate brownie shake... and you know what? A diet coke.
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Where's mai catnip!?
Meanwhile, in Chicago:
So let me get this straight: the Republican candidate is pretty much this super special awesome guy who will upheave, revolutionize, and radically improve our city and remove corruption, while our Democrat is another corrupt bastard like Stroger, who has ties with organized crime and...-
Every Chicago voter: Democrat!
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^^ No dessert? I am disappoint.
HAY EAST COAST! I bet you wish you had our Constant Sun and Wine and Jelly Bean factories!
edited 26th Mar '10 5:37:50 PM by Scholastica
You know what West Coast? We're better than you because we have Washington D.C., the most American place in America!
Where's mai catnip!?
One lawyer for every twenty citizens in our capital. Coincidence? I think not...
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PROBLEM: Some Guy pissed you off.
SOLUTION: Call the lawyer. SUE! SUE! SUE!
"That's not how it works here. First, we have to argue incessantly over semantics. Then, one of us has to hurt one or all of us."
HAY EAST COAST! What is this? One little district named after the Father of our Country!? Well look here! See that? That is Washington State! An entire state named after our president, compated to your little city! You do you feel now East Coast!
Oh I'm sorry, West Coast. I didn't know that THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES moved to Seattle! Hah! THE PRESIDENT lives in the East Coast, so we win by default!
Presidents come and go, EAST COAST, but Das Governator will remain eternal!
edited 26th Mar '10 6:09:36 PM by Scholastica
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The Das Governator joke...I am crying and laughing.
Get. Off. The. Road.
This is New Joisey, dammit. Yellow lights are for other people.
(Shame on me. I should know my state's stereotypes better than that.)
As a Rhode Islander, I declare superiority because of JFK.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to worship Cthlhu some more.
I want to try a "Cthulhu Cultist" stereotype.
Where's mai catnip!?
Hello? Maine up here? Nobody notices me, I'm just this state way up here that most people ignore and miss on their maps...
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California! By 30, our women have more plastic in them than your Honda!
As a Rhode Islander, I declare superiority because of JFK. Oh, don't be silly. We have Bruce Springsteen. >_>
edited 26th Mar '10 6:23:28 PM by NatTheWriter
We have Shirley Temple. Now cry.
edited 26th Mar '10 6:28:39 PM by Scholastica
We have HP Lovecraft, The one who spread word of Our Lord Cthulhu!
West Coast American: Hey East Coast! Bet you wish you had our sun and Disneyland and beaches and real Mexican food!
edited 26th Mar '10 5:24:18 PM by Scholastica