Jamais vu
>GET YE FLASK
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
You cannot get ye flask!
What dost thou dew?
>GO DENNIS
edited 10th Nov '10 4:06:25 PM by GabrielGloom
You arrive at DENNIS. He is a thin,anxious, gangly man wearing pleated pants.
What dost thou dew?
Gristknife
>MURDER DENNIS.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
You descend upon DENNIS with animalistic fury! You tackle him to the floor, pounding his head against the cobblestones until it bursts like an overripe melon. The carnage! The carnage! Why, God, why?! So much blood!
You hear the unmistakable siren of dungeon police in the distance.
What dost thou dew?
Jamais vu
>WONDER WHY ON EARTH I CAN'T GET YE FLASK.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
There certainly are no precious graphics to help you.
Graphics schamphics. Forsooth!
The sirens draw closer.
What dost thou dew?
Gristknife
>Join Police force.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
> Prevent police from noticing you due to lack of graphics in your general vicinity.
> Prevent police from noticing you due to lack of graphics in your general vicinity.
You flag down the dungeon police force, claiming you happened upon the crushed remains of DENNIS' head. You swear to help them find the killer.
The dungeon police stare at you suspiciously.
What dost thou dew?
Jamais vu
>RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
The dungeon police draw their dungeon police crossbows and give chase, followed by the cameraman for "COPS: Dungeons".
What dost thou dew?
Jamais vu
>RICKROLL THEM, KNOWING FULL WELL THEY WOULDN'T KILL YOU ON NATIONAL TV
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
You fail to realize the spectacular depths the FOX network will sink for ratings. At the cameraman's request, the police fire their crossbows at you, reload, then fire again.
As you writhe on the ground in pain, A policeman comes up to you, says a pithy one-liner, then fires their arrow into your head. You are now dead, lost in a black void.
...What dost thou dew?
Jamais vu
>COME BACK AS A LICH AND ENACT VENGEANCE!!!
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
>I don't understand. Type HELP for help, INVENTORY for inventory, SAVE to save, QUIT to exit.
> XYZZY
Jamais vu
>OH COME ON, NARRATOR GUY. YOU CAN'T EVEN LET ME PLAY THIS CRAPPY OLD GAME, I SPENT 50 BUCKS FOR AN EMULATOR YOU MONKEYFACED JACKWAGON. IS THIS WHAT YOU DO FOR FUN? ANNOY PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY A STUPID GAME? I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. BECOME A LICH AND ENACT VENGEANCE!!!
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Oh dear, now ҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚you'҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘ve dOne iT
Wh҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝ dos҉t th0u d҉҉?
Fwomph
> Revive
> HELP, YON
edited 10th Nov '10 5:08:51 PM by Pentigan
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Jamais vu
>I ASSUME THAT THE WACKY CHARACTERS MEAN ITS WORKING AND ENACT VENGEANCE!!!
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
On your way to revive yourself and enact vengence, you stumble across a large, menacing red guy with goat legs and black horns. He seems to like the cut of your jib.
What dost thou dew?
You see ye flask.
What dost thou dew?