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JethroQWalrustitty Since: Jan, 2001
#251: Sep 21st 2009 at 2:43:41 PM

25. Chokes to death on a piece of pickle, with the Monty Python Spam scetch as the last thing running in his mind.

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#252: Sep 21st 2009 at 2:44:02 PM

7?) Finds Spam. Drops can on foot. Swears.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
SandJosieph Since: Dec, 2009
#253: Sep 21st 2009 at 2:44:19 PM

3: revives Pentadragon (with a shot to the head) and Aondeug, shouting, "You two must live!"

JethroQWalrustitty Since: Jan, 2001
#254: Sep 21st 2009 at 2:44:47 PM

My burning corpse is still on the kitchen floor

SpaghettiCatIII The crew from Dear God I have no idea. Since: Dec, 1969
The crew
#255: Sep 21st 2009 at 2:44:56 PM

24. I realize I have just achieved victory.

edited 21st Sep '09 2:45:09 PM by Spaghetti Cat III

...although nobody's said I was a psycho rapist before. Except SCIII, but that doesn't count." - Bobby G.
TropeKira Beserker Dumbass from Behind YOU! Since: Jan, 2001
Beserker Dumbass
#256: Sep 21st 2009 at 2:45:13 PM

23: Thinks about the nature of life and death.

I AM A MAN!!!
SandJosieph Since: Dec, 2009
#257: Sep 21st 2009 at 2:46:55 PM

One more post, Spaghetti. One more post. And yay to Jethro!

SpaghettiCatIII The crew from Dear God I have no idea. Since: Dec, 1969
The crew
#258: Sep 21st 2009 at 2:47:36 PM

25. I pull the trigger, and everything goes black. I die with a smile.

...although nobody's said I was a psycho rapist before. Except SCIII, but that doesn't count." - Bobby G.
SandJosieph Since: Dec, 2009
#259: Sep 21st 2009 at 2:49:35 PM

Yay Spaghetti Cat III! I can now add you to the list.

EDIT: And since I broke one of my own rules, I shall knock myself back a step.

edited 21st Sep '09 2:50:03 PM by Sand Josieph

SpaghettiCatIII The crew from Dear God I have no idea. Since: Dec, 1969
The crew
#260: Sep 21st 2009 at 2:50:46 PM

Yay, my war story turned into a proto-horror story. AND I KILLED MYSELF!

Shit, I just broke a rule....

edited 21st Sep '09 2:51:10 PM by Spaghetti Cat III

...although nobody's said I was a psycho rapist before. Except SCIII, but that doesn't count." - Bobby G.
TropeKira Beserker Dumbass from Behind YOU! Since: Jan, 2001
Beserker Dumbass
#261: Sep 21st 2009 at 2:50:50 PM

24: Thinks about goodness, his own blindess being a metaphor, and how good peanut butter is.

I AM A MAN!!!
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#262: Oct 11th 2009 at 3:32:48 PM

This2x wa1zs2x f4vunl9.

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
SandJosieph Since: Dec, 2009
#263: Oct 11th 2009 at 4:02:26 PM

Yes, fun while it lasted.

TropeKira Beserker Dumbass from Behind YOU! Since: Jan, 2001
Beserker Dumbass
#264: Oct 11th 2009 at 4:07:05 PM

25. Dies of bloodloss.

I AM A MAN!!!
rallyfan9000 Elite Soldier from overwatch position Since: Jul, 2009
Elite Soldier
#265: Oct 11th 2009 at 4:10:52 PM

1. Goes to shooting range with Glock 21 and full load of munitions.

(The 21 is a .45 ACP model with a capacity of up to 13 rounds.)

I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#266: Oct 11th 2009 at 4:11:39 PM

1. Heads to room. Begins meditating.

edited 11th Oct '09 4:11:47 PM by Aondeug

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
SandJosieph Since: Dec, 2009
#267: Jul 31st 2010 at 8:28:04 PM

BUMP

To see if any of the newer posters feel like killing themselves.

Chubert highly secure from California Since: Jan, 2010
highly secure
#268: Jul 31st 2010 at 8:31:58 PM

EDIT: Oh, shit, that's how it works.

1. Get out of bed.

edited 31st Jul '10 8:37:10 PM by Chubert

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rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
#270: Jul 31st 2010 at 8:33:51 PM

1. Masturbate
My that was nice.

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#271: Jul 31st 2010 at 8:34:00 PM

1. Listens to Kokoro Musubi.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
#272: Jul 31st 2010 at 8:35:00 PM

2. Open the blinds
You open the blinds, inadvertantly flashing the world.

BlackDove Since: Dec, 2009
#273: Jul 31st 2010 at 8:36:49 PM

2. Go on Tvtropes.

You got your priorities straight!

Chubert highly secure from California Since: Jan, 2010
highly secure
#275: Jul 31st 2010 at 8:37:46 PM

2. Brush teeth, prepare for school.

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