Just post whatever comes to mind.
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If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.
Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.
Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM
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. . . The Chinese spoken language is among the simplest in existence. The written language is difficult primarily because it is a pictographic language that evolved among the scholarly elite. There was no reason to make it accessible to the average person. They actively worked against this for a very long time.
And if I have to tell anyone here why the Great Wall exists I will gouge out your fucking kidneys.
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
Why does the Great Wall exist? THAT WAS A JOKE DON'T HURT MEE
The entire foundation for evolution, according to Charles Darwin and Richard Dawkins and Stephen Gould, is that creatures mutate into more and more advanced creatures, then get married and have new more advanced babies, with thumbs and wings and so on. Fair enough. But wait a minute, isn’t there something a little bit fishy about this?
Think back to middle school. None of the mutants could get girlfriends. If mutants cannot get girlfriends, then how can you expect them to get married? And if they can’t get married, then how can you expect them to ever have kids? Moreover, the mutants would never survive as the fittest in the first place, because all of the normal children, who are bullies, would beat them up.
most hilarious mental image in the world
edited 3rd Jul '10 9:25:14 PM by Zudak
I'm Only Sleeping
I wonder just why no one has put a hit on that guy.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Because he's too funny.
No one really cares enough to do that.
^^Because the origins of species are determined by middle-school playground politics, amirite?
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
DUMB
Oh my god everything Zudak quotes is funnier than the last I can't breathe
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i swear, i don't even have to say anything.
this shit is comedy gold, it practically makes fun of itself
I'm Only Sleeping
I want to facepalm but this is too amusing.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Embrace the mindscrew
The man's a perfect example of Know-Nothing Know-It-All
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
The Ant King
I don’t think I need to spend much time on infinity. Infinitus est numerus stultorum. It suffices to point out that you cannot show me infinity of anything whatsoever. Since everything is finite, including every number, putting them all together will still not get you to infinity. According to math (and also its feisty sidekick, the English language), the number before infinity would be known as the “penultimate” in the series of all numbers. So in my opinion, the last number in the number line is the penultimate.
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It almost makes me laugh, almost. But if I did it would be through tears shed for faith in basic human understanding.
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
^^^^^Shit can't be gold, Zudak.
Otherwise we would all be rich.
And everyone else would be poor.
edited 3rd Jul '10 9:30:53 PM by AnonymousUser
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According to math (and also its feisty sidekick, the English language)Oh god the mental image
Doesn't penultimate mean next-to-last anyway?
I don’t have time to explain any further, but if someone wants to continue discussion in the comments they are more than welcome. As I’ve been known to throw my pearls to swine, I might respond.
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Anon: Yes. And I've seen it played with to wonderful effect in Noitu Love 2.
Edit: Holy shit those are the whitest Sokka and Katara I have ever seen!
edited 3rd Jul '10 9:36:35 PM by GoggleFox
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
The Ant King
Richard Dawkins: An influential Biblical Scholar and Philosopher of Science. Richard Dawkins is most famous for his deistic works on the existence of God.Further prove that he is living in bizarro-world.
Kill all math nerds
I have developed a maximally accurate diagram of the structure of the human life span.
MS PAINT IS SCIENTIFIC YOU GUYS
^^He can't be serious. If he is:
edited 3rd Jul '10 9:38:38 PM by AnonymousUser
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>implying that MS Paint is not the tool of all scientists who deserve the title
edited 3rd Jul '10 9:39:37 PM by Wicked223
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
^^-Lean forward-
-Eye brow raise-