Knuckles the Echidna
Goofus causes chaos all the time, yet is an ally of Gallant.
Gallant does not spoil the details of a recently-released work.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
The Ruined King
Goofus leaks everything. Like Avengers: Endgame
Gallant writes good, thought out fanfiction.
Love ruins all.
Dwar of Helium
Goofus was secretly the writer of My Immortal.
Gallant warns his customers if the food they ordered is really spicy.
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese
Get heckin crabbed
Goofus picks a random food each day to sneak pure capsaicin into.
Gallant spend his free time doing his hobbies, volunteering, and hanging out with his Loved ones.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
Stark Holmes
Goofus is a self-proclaimed lone wolf, who keeps to himself to the point of openly attacking strangers.
Gallant sets up their best friend’s TV.
Discombobulate.
Am I a weirdo?
Goofus goes to hotels and throws the TV out the window and into the pool.
Gallant picks up litter along the street.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
You forgot an important detail! Gallant hires people to litter on the streets, and then picks up after them so he can get credit for keeping the streets clean.
Goofus mows the lawn without complaining.
Yes, I swapped the names around on purpose. Happy April Fool's.
Cynthia at the Beach
Gallant mows the lawn, but is apparently in a worse mood than usual and grumbles about it loudly.
Gallant dresses up as Goofus for April Fool's, as a harmless prank.
Edited by clemont107 on Apr 1st 2024 at 12:25:03 PM
"What do you guys think about the ocean?" - Cynthia
Get heckin crabbed
Gallant dresses up as Goofus as a prank, but when he accidentally knocks over a vase and someone blames Goofus, he doesn't correct them.
Goofus holds back his bloodlust and shows the minimum of decency.
Edit: Shoot, I got confused, I'm just doing normal posts now.
Goofus dresses as Gallant and gets Gallant blamed for knocking over a priceless vase.
Gallant goes above and beyond.
Edited by DatLonerGirl on Apr 1st 2024 at 1:08:39 PM
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
Goofus also goes above and beyond, the standards of acceptable error.
Gallant the construction worker flirts with women, because said women went out of their way to watch him work and ogle him.
the look of someone who just had suspension
Goofus the construction worker spends his working hours groping the rear of every single female being (no matter age or species) in sight without consent, so much so that he doesn't get any actual work done at all.
Gallant drinks booze responsibly.
Edited by Cordite-455 on Apr 3rd 2024 at 7:12:31 PM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Am I a weirdo?
During the week, Goofus is an annoying dry crusader, hanging out in front of bars and assaulting people trying to go in. On the weekend, he drinks so much that he wakes up three weeks later in the middle of a desert, chained to a monkey.
Gallant is an organ donor, because, while he doesn't particularly want to die, he'd still prefer that something good comes from it when it happens.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
The Ruined King
Goofus harvests organs.
Gallant respects the culture of other nations.
Love ruins all.
Cynthia at the Beach
Goofus is intentionally disrespectful to other cultures, out of sheer sadism.
Gallant pays reasonable tips after eating at a restaurant. "What do you guys think about the ocean?" - Cynthia
Stark Holmes
Goofus spits in a waiter's face when asked for a tip, saying that "their DNA is good enough".
Gallant is a superhero who fights crime.
Discombobulate.
Get heckin crabbed
Goofus is a villain that does crime.
Gallant isn't afraid to cry.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
Angry babby
Goofus always claims he has allergies because real men don't cry.
When Gallant finds a TV show he doesn't like, he just watches something else. I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
Goofus harrasses random strangers on the internet because they like movies he doesn't.
Gallant adopts his pets from the local animal shelter.
Knuckles the Echidna
Goofus travels to the wild to pet any unpromising animal he sees.
Gallant always keeps his room clean.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Goofus doesn't even bother trying to clean his room or have his room cleaned.
Gallant plays a villain that viewers Love to Hate. Everything that lives is designed to end...
Goofus plays a poorly-written villain that viewers hate, period.
Gallant reads to his son every night.
Angry babby
Goofus reads passages from Mein Kampf to his son every night.
On holidays, Gallant crafts lovely handmade cards for his friends.
Edited by mightymewtron on Apr 3rd 2024 at 1:08:42 PM
I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
(*´▽`*)
Goofus is going To steal a borderline offensive one for his best friends.
Gallant Does some Janitor work, its hard, but it pays well.
Hoshi no himei. i call upon thee...
Cynthia at the Beach
Goofus forces other people to be his personal janitor.
Gallant doesn't forget to feed his pets.
"What do you guys think about the ocean?" - Cynthia
Goofus tells the readers to like the utterly vile Villain Protagonist every single time he commits a Moral Event Horizon level act.
Gallant is a Reasonable Authority Figure. "What do you guys think about the ocean?" - Cynthia