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If I drew it over the earth, that would be like, actual size of this dragon.

The things you've told me of your dad leads me to think that he's very unintelligent in general, Cats. So I wouldn't listen to him anymore.

Also cute dragon.

Not unless that is the world's largest burning man effigy.

Maybe it is the largest burning man ever. You don't know that it's not.

True.

Hm. See I'm trying to write more stuff. And I think I just can't get Dave right. Like, the way I write him seems wrong no matter what I do.

Dave is a one of a kind, for sure.

I feel like the only writing of Dave I have done that I liked was in Ambassador to Your Mom, which, given how silly that fic was...yeah.

Aw, it's a little Salamander-Moth Dragon!

Then why're there like a million of them?? CHECKMATE

edited 24th Jul '14 7:23:32 PM by Dopants

Inari, did you see the stick man for scale?

I really should type up that thing at some point. One near continuous string of Ship Tease humor and incest jokes.

Um...Okay when I say it like that it sounds terrible?

But in my own biased opinion, the conversation between Dave and Dirk was legit moving.

Giant Burning Man, you mean.

edited 24th Jul '14 7:27:23 PM by Impossiblah

Was on my iPod, so I didn't see. Well, maybe it isn't little, but it's still widdle.

Of course it is an adorable precious babby.

You know, everyone's noted Kanaya's thing for Light players, Vriska's thing for Breath players, and that Terezi keeps attracting knights, but nobody's noted that John has a thing for classes on the wrong side of the law.

John likes Bad girls, can you blame him?

I was wondering what would happen if John met Rufioh, but then I remembered that everyone has the hots for Rufioh, no exceptions, so that wouldn't prove or disprove the pattern.

Better question would be what if he met Nepeta.

Oooh, that's fucking cute. Hnnnnngh.

I'm now imagining him getting mobbed by the fifty Nepetas of Nepetaquest.

I can and will ship Nepeta with anyone.

Incidentally. The words Heir of Breath do rearrange to "Or Thief Rehab".

But I am also imagining him asking horribly awkward questions with the assumption that she's some kind of furry.

This is a wonderful ship.

Oh my god.

edited 24th Jul '14 8:49:52 PM by OhSoIntoCats

It also rearranges to three hair FOB, what about it?

WMG John is a balding immigrant

edited 24th Jul '14 8:50:37 PM by Dopants

Heh remember Jade's reaction to him saying she was not the kind "people have sex with on the internet"

John talking to our Thieves seems to have a positive influence on them.

edited 24th Jul '14 8:52:43 PM by Impossiblah

John "I put my foot so far in my mouth I am kicking my own balls" Egbert.

Your grasp of male anatomy is tenuous at best, Cats.

We should cut him some slack, he was still learning what is and is not appropriate to joke about with your sister.