A turtle shell is a very crunchy thing to eat. (Vid potentially kind of disturbing, but hey, that's nature for you.)
A drunken guy wanders up to a shooting stand at the state fair, and to the attendant's great surprise, shoots three perfect bullseyes. He gives him his prize, a pet turtle, and the drunk wanders away. An hour later, he's back, still drunk, and shoots perfectly again. The attendant, who's run out of turtles, gives him a giant stuffed bear, to which the drunk says "Ehhhh, shtill kinda hungry -hic-, you shtill got any them shandwiches?"
This has been the Relevant Joke of the Day.
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A cookie to whoever catches the Shout-Out within.
edited 23rd Aug '14 11:34:50 AM by Chabal2
I'm gonna try and make small regular posts instead of one big post every weekend.
Keyword is try.
edited 23rd Aug '14 11:39:47 AM by Stratofarius
Who are you and what did you do to the real Strat?
Hey Strat this is a request but could I have Wondergirl fight Korra later on? I would 't mind having Cassie lose the fight at all :)
Forgiveness is beyond justice, faith is superior than hope, redemption is better than perfection and love is greater than them all.You're gonna have to make that happen instead of asking me for it.
I have no idea what to do with Jude right now Strat. If you could give him something that'd be cool.
'Hey, is something weird happening in your world? That must be why we have been sent here.' et al
Or 'are you guys hearing something coming from outside -opens doors-'
edited 23rd Aug '14 12:56:43 PM by Stratofarius
"Is something bad going to happen?"
"Lady, have you seen the people we work with? Half the team have their hands full keeping the other half not killing everyone they meet on sight. Something bad's going to happen even if it's not what we came to prevent."
@Strat I though I had to ask permission, thanks let's see what happens.
edited 23rd Aug '14 2:27:37 PM by RPGLegend
Forgiveness is beyond justice, faith is superior than hope, redemption is better than perfection and love is greater than them all.In case anyone's wondering, when Toph first 'sees' someone, she sees an outline of their body. I feel like the stitches would stand out, especially considering how many Gavrill has. Therefore, her nickname.
... Stitches.
Yes! She's a big scary monster lady!
Riiiiiight. And I'm the Avatar.
No really! You Have to Believe Me!!
Oh, I do. My teddy platypusbear was named Stitches, on account of how often he needed to be fixed. I'm sure this "Stitches" of yours is just as fearsome as a platypus-
-door opens-
You... compared me... to a fuckin' PLATYPUS!?!?
-carnage, slaughter, etc.-
Right, posted.
Conception is sin Birth is pain Life is toil Death is inevitableI have a bad case of Writer's Block, plus the war's intensifying here, so my posting is kinda nonexistent ATM.
The voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the groundI am a bit confused on what we are supposed to do on team science (hence my lack of kara posts). Are we supposed to follow Donatello? if so can Bean we get instructions from him?.
Sorry but I lost track of the plot on the science side and would like to participate more.
edited 23rd Aug '14 2:43:37 PM by RPGLegend
Forgiveness is beyond justice, faith is superior than hope, redemption is better than perfection and love is greater than them all.You can follow Mako/Bolin/Asami and go into the dinner room or stay in the lobby and deal with Varrick.
thanks!
Forgiveness is beyond justice, faith is superior than hope, redemption is better than perfection and love is greater than them all.@Eclipse w/ Amon:...Aw crud. Should've known I was forgetting someone. I'll just...edit his communicator into my previous post. That okay?
Just go "nah, it's here"?
How many peeps are with Maria aside from Sasuke and Rayman?
"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!"How many mooks can we bring in Eclipse?
ALL OF THEEEEEEEEEM!
Uh, as many as you see fit.
What, the innocent, guilty, strong and weak, honest and deceitful?
Okey-dokey. Now let's see, a spider eggsac contains approximately muttermutter indistinct babble 4 billion background noise ifyoucanreadthisyouneedahobby...
edited 23rd Aug '14 11:24:51 PM by Chabal2
Ugh, I suppose I'll have to make a five character post then.
Conception is sin Birth is pain Life is toil Death is inevitable
I can improvise everything else but I need a picture of Tatu himself.
But I was thinking that I could whip up the main features in the Generals.
UA: Nomad - Reveals the map at the beginning of the game. Doubles the number of strategic resources.
UU: Overlord (Replaces Great General) Overlords are special unique units that replace the Great General. Overlords have combat strength which increases when certain technology is researched and when you transition to new Eras all Overlords get a choice between a special powerful promotion or 4 free Mooks.
UB: All Lair - Replaces Palace, +1 to all yields, city has +50 hp.
edited 22nd Aug '14 6:18:53 PM by StephanReiken