The Magical Fruitbasket
RRRRR! -rises up and grabs spacephantom by the neck, bony fingers digging into flesh-
Jamais vu
-pushes zombie away and climbs on top of gun rack-man, whats he got against meee?
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The Magical Fruitbasket
RGH! -falls over, and begins rolling around in an attempt to get up-
Jamais vu
He's having a seizure...
The Magical Fruitbasket
RRGH! RRGH! RAAAAAGH! MRRG! -slams remaining arm into jaw repeatedly-
Jamais vu
If he wasn't trying to kill me, I'd laugh at this.
The Magical Fruitbasket
RRRGH! RRGH! -grabs jaw, and pulls both apart- RAAAAAAAAAGH! Ow. Ow. Ow. -holds mouth as if in pain- Uh... hey. Can I have my arm back?
The old man: Kill... er... destroy it. don't play with it.
Jamais vu
THE UNDEAD ZOMBIE IS TALKING! AHH! -gives arm back-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Embodiment of Paradox
Hey guys what's- AAAH ZOMBIE! KILL IT! KILL IT!
-pulls out a two-handed hammer and smashes the zombie-
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The Magical Fruitbasket
Thanks, pal. -sticks arm back into socket, somehow keeping it attached- Man, it is annoying in those graves. Takes hours to break out of that damn thing! Anyway, I— AUGH! -crumples to the ground-
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Jamais vu
Why are you acting so civil now?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
The Magical Fruitbasket
GRK GUK -struggles to get back up-
Jamais vu
-points gun at zombie-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
The Magical Fruitbasket
GUK! -cracks several bones back into place- Come on, you know that won't hurt me! I'm already dead! Any way... I suppose I should be eating you, rar rar and all that. -advances towards spacephantom-
Embodiment of Paradox
DIE, YOU SPAWN OF SATAN, YOU HAVE NO PLACE IN THIS WORLD!
-aims for the head this time, then swing the hammer-
Paradox - Illogical logical contrast of existence end /beginning Antipode - Red flower, blue flower: contrast of elements, full bloom
Jamais vu
I thought zombies didn't talk...-fires gun-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
The Magical Fruitbasket
-head is knocked clean off body- Oh balls! -head bounces around while body grabs spacephantom and squeezes with unrealistic undead fury-
Jamais vu
-kicks zombie in chest- we should get to the car. -runs to the car-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Embodiment of Paradox
-pummels the zombie one more time for good measure, then follows phantom-
Right behind you...
-jumps on the car's roof-
ONWARDS!
Paradox - Illogical logical contrast of existence end /beginning Antipode - Red flower, blue flower: contrast of elements, full bloom
The Magical Fruitbasket
Get back here! I'm not dead yet! -picks up head, puts it back on body, and begins shambling back to the graveyard to create an army-
Embodiment of Paradox
GO GO GO
-bangs on the car's roof-
Paradox - Illogical logical contrast of existence end /beginning Antipode - Red flower, blue flower: contrast of elements, full bloom
He's... not following. Step on it!
The Magical Fruitbasket
-devours a nearby gravedigger, takes his shovel, and begins to open up all thousand graves, preparing to unleash an entire army of undead-
Rise up, brothers! The time of the fearful living will be over! They will accept us or die!
They would still eat zombie right? I think they would. Maybe I should pour some acid in the mote.