Gristknife
>Get dressed, with NOVELTY CLOCKPEICE TIE as the PEIS DE RESISTANCE!
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
>Run OUTSIDE in present state of dress. No time to risk being any more late.
>Hijack BUS with FAMILY PHOTOS.
Defiler of Shops
>Get dressed, with NOVELTY CLOCKPEICE TIE as the PEIS DE RESISTANCE!
Going through the HALL, you walk downstairs to the BASEMENT, AKA your COLLECTOR'S ROOM. Every WALL and SURFACE is covered with TIMEPIECES. There's ANALOG CLOCKS and DIGITAL CLOCKS. CUCKOO CLOCKS and GRANDFATHER CLOCKS and MIXTURES of the two.
You find the spot where you keep your CLOCK ATTIRE and snatch your CLOCKPIECE TIE. It has images of CLOCKS in BROWN against a BLACK BACKGROUND, and a REAL CLOCK at the bottom. While putting it on, you notice it's 7:20. Wait, 7:20? OMG 10 MINUTES UNTIL WORK STARTS YOU NEED TO GET THERE NOW!
>Run OUTSIDE in present state of dress. No time to risk being any more late.
Too late. But anyways, you sprint UPSTAIRS and out the DOOR, where you can see your WIFE tending to the GARDEN, but only WORK is important NOW.
>Hijack BUS with FAMILY PHOTOS.
Luckily, a BUS stops nearby. You jump on, throwing your PHOTOS at the BUS DRIVER. This only amounts to you getting thrown off and then you get your ANKLE sprained. OUCH! That smarts.
- Name: Henry
- Class: Office Drone
- Race: Human
- Statistics:
- Strength: AVERAGE
- Sanity: TO THE MAX
- Charisma: COULD GET IMPROVEMENT
- Passive Abilities:
- Clock Collector: You collect TIMEPIECES.
- Weaknesses:
- Spiders: They are scary.
- Sprained Ankle: Ouch, that'll impede you.
- Aggresions:
- None! Why would you hurt someone?
edited 3rd Nov '10 7:13:48 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
Fwomph
> Have FLASHBACK to an event involving your ancestor ERRANT
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Defiler of Shops
> Have FLASHBACK to an event involving your ancestor ERRANT
You don't need no FLASHBACK! You have ERRANT'S JOURNAL he never wrote in yet he did write in it! You limp back INSIDE and grab it from your BEDROOM.
Dear JOURNAL,
I still have no IDEA why I write certain THINGS in CAPITAL LETTERS. Anyways, NOCK killed GRETCHEN and I made GERTRUDE a WEREHORSE. Now we're heading to YUMI and THERE I hope I'll learn more MACIGKE.
Sincerely, ERRANT
There's a NOTE here by NOCK too.
Hey ERRANT, it's MAGIC!
edited 3rd Nov '10 7:40:33 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
>Go to BIG D'S HOUSE to inquire about PAINKILLERS and/or PCP to ignore the effects of SPRAINED ANKLE. Give him FIFTEEN DOLLARS.
Defiler of Shops
>Go to BIG D'S HOUSE to inquire about PAINKILLERS and/or PCP to ignore the effects of SPRAINED ANKLE. Give him FIFTEEN DOLLARS.
You limp to the HOUSE owned by your FRIEND, BIG D. Of course, his real NAME is DDDDINYM. Yeah, his PARENTS were DRUNK when they named him. That NAME even sounds like a GIRL'S NAME!
So you ask BIG D for a BOTTLE'O'PAINKILLER for your SPRAINED ANKLE. HE asks for $15. You hand him the MONEY and he gives you the PAINKILLERS. You immediately take ONE PILL. Without WATER, even! The PAIN starts to DIE. But what will you do about WORK?
Soul is ugly.
Defiler of Shops
>BUMP
- Name: Henry
- Class: Office Drone
- Race: Human
- Statistics:
- Strength: AVERAGE
- Sanity: TO THE MAX
- Charisma: COULD GET IMPROVEMENT
- Passive Abilities:
- Clock Collector: You collect timepieces.
- Sort of Brave: You won't walk into a cavern full of grues, but you might stand up against a bank robber.
- Weaknesses:
- Spiders: They are scary.
- Sprained Ankle: Ouch, that'll impede you.
- Angry: You need anger management classes but are always sidetracked by being late to work.
- Aggresions:
- None! Why would you hurt someone?
- Wearable items:
- x1 BLUE T-SHIRT (worn)
- x1 CARGO PANTS (worn)
- x1 UNDERWEAR (worn)
- x1 ANALOG WATCH (worn)
- x1 BLACK SHADES (pocket)
- x1 CLOCKPIECE TIE (worn)
- Necessities:
- x1 KEY RING (pocket)
- x1 WALLET (pocket)
- x2 HOUSE KEY (key ring)
- x2 CAR KEY (key ring)
- x1 WORK KEY (key ring)
- x1 DRIVER'S LICENSE (wallet)
- x1 ID (wallet)
- x7 FAMILY PHOTOS (wallet)
- Money:
- On hand: $50
- Saved: $2,057
- Medical Objects:
- x1 BOTTLE OF PAINKILLERS [x19 PILLS](held)
Did I mention you got your FAMILY PHOTOS back?
edited 4th Nov '10 1:32:18 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
Gristknife
>HAIL CAB.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Fwomph
> Somewhere within Henery's clock collection: A strange CLOCK starts running backwards.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Defiler of Shops
>HAIL CAB
There are no TAXIS in the SUBURBS. Your WIFE suggests you drive the PERFECTLY GOOD CAR parked in your GARAGE.
> Somewhere within Henery's clock collection: A strange CLOCK starts running backwards
Many CLOCKS of HENRY'S COLLECTION go COUNTER CLOCKWISE, but right now an ANALOG CLOCK starts ticking BACKWARDS THROUGH TIME. However, if a CLOCK goes BACKWARDS in the middle of a CLOCK COLLECTION and NO ONE is around to see it, does anyone care? No. Not until SOMEONE'S around to care.
edited 4th Nov '10 7:21:35 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
>Get in PERFECTLY GOOD CAR.
Henry experiences strange thoughts about days past.
>Try to IGNORE.
edited 4th Nov '10 7:22:18 PM by vaguelyyaoilookingcatboy
Warning: Posts may cause derp.
Defiler of Shops
>Get in PERFECTLY GOOD CAR.
You do get in your PERFECTLY GOOD CAR. And then you start driving to WORK.
>Experience strange thoughts about days past. Try to IGNORE.
As you drive, you think about MOONWALKING across the ENTIRE CITY a few WEEKS ago. For some ODD REASON, you pass these MEMORIES as STRANGE. But now you're already at WORK. It's the only SKYSCRAPER in a FIELD of TWO AND ONE STORY BUILDINGS. In RED LETTERS, it says "AWESOMELAND OFFICES." Your ANKLE starts hurting again.
edited 4th Nov '10 7:28:40 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
>Wonder what kind of dumb name AWESOMELAND OFFICES is, but brush the thought off as you enter the building.
Fwomph
> COUNTERCLOCKWISE CLOCK: Be part of a TIME CORRIDOR
> HENRY: Do some WORK
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
>HENRY sees BOB from ACCOUNTING. Thoughts of rage stir.
edited 4th Nov '10 7:33:12 PM by vaguelyyaoilookingcatboy
Warning: Posts may cause derp.
Defiler of Shops
>Wonder what kind of dumb name AWESOMELAND OFFICES is, but brush the thought off as you enter the building.
No! AWESOMELAND OFFICES is a GREAT NAME! It shows how AWESOME the LAND in which the OFFICES reside in is! But you do walk in.
> COUNTERCLOCKWISE CLOCK: Be part of a TIME CORRIDOR
You already are! The BASEMENT is a CORRIDOR and there is lots of TIMEPIECES within it! The DOOR don't lead ANYWHERE IMPORTANT.
> HENRY: Do some WORK
You go through the LOBBY, saying hi to LAUREN at the DESK. You go UP the ELEVATOR to the 11TH FLOOR. ROW 3, COLUMN 7 is where your CUBICLE is located. You sit down and GRAPH some GRAPHS.
>HENRY sees BOB from ACCOUNTING. Thoughts of rage stir.
You look down the CORRIDOR. Not THAT CORRIDOR, that's back at HOME. You see BOB FROM ACCOUNTING. That's his FULL NAME. He always tries to stab you with a PIZZA CUTTER. He's also one of those LUNATICS that believe EVERYONE has a COLOR assigned to them. He's PURPLE, and IF HE'S TRUE (Which he ISN'T), you're TURQUOISE. You believe that everyone has a TIME. Yours is 7:04 PM.
BOB tells you you're LATE, then goes for the EYES. QUICK! WHAT DO YOU DO?
Soul is ugly.
>Sweep the LEG!
edited 4th Nov '10 8:06:19 PM by vaguelyyaoilookingcatboy
Warning: Posts may cause derp.
Ghosts' Poet
> Go for the SOFT BITS!
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
>Go for the OPTICS!
Fwomph
> Pull YE FLASK from ancestoral HYPERSPACE
> Pour YE FLASK onto BOB
> Take that, 3:43AM!
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Gristknife
>Freeze time!
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
>IGNITE YE FLASK with LUCKY FLINT PIECE THAT HENRY KEEPS UNDER HIS DESK.
Warning: Posts may cause derp.
>Devise a PLAN to keep your BOSS from seeing all of this and firing you.
You are HENRY. You're standing in the LIVING ROOM of your HUMBLE ABODE. There are THREE DOORS leading OUTSIDE, to a KITCHEN, and to a HALL in no particular ORDER. In the ROOM is a COFFEE TABLE, a THREE SEATED BEIGE COUCH, an HDTV, a PERSIAN RUG, a PS 3, a WII, a FIREPLACE, and DECOR such as PICTURES and POTTED PLANTS. You look at your WATCH and realize you're LATE for WORK! NOT AGAIN YOU HATE WORK!!!!
>_
edited 3rd Nov '10 6:55:08 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.