Retsupurae

They really need to Retsufrash Suepr Smash Flash. That game is pretty amn poor.

Why precisely are games that are the equivalent of bad sprite comics not only tolerated, but given glowing reviews on that site?

Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.

I Ts got shitty Sonic recolours and characters like Lloyd Irving. of COURSE Smash Flash was gonna be popular. Who cares if it has shitty floaty jump physics and the worst damage handling and collision issues in flash games? ITS GOT LLOYD AND CLOUD AND INUYASHA ZOMG

Easily amused meets extreme popularity and a base of thin-skinned creators very likely to sic the mods on constructive criticism.

I went to try out Super Smash Flash. FU- *relax-o-vision*

In the second match against Mario, he committed suicide. I gave up when I read one of the characters was Naruto. Now I can see why this was popular.

There's more third Party characters than Nintendo characters FFS. Talk about Completely Missing The Point of Smash Bros. If I wanted a shitty fighting game with Mario, Naruto and Sonic without any sense of balancing and quality, I'd make a sodding MUGEN screenpack

There not really reviews per say, they're more like the site's equivalent of youtube comments. Right down to the "OMG that part of video was so funny! I'll copypasta it into my post like million other dumbasses, so I can be cool."

They should RP this horrid video I found (WARNING: FUCKING TERRIBLE AUSIO ALERT):

edited 5th Aug '10 10:12:35 PM by Zeether

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table~

Perhaps it was a good thing that my headphones broke.

I had just heard of Forsaken 64 and how it was a cool Descent clone, and then I search on Youtube and that godawful LP pops up. The first two parts are shitty camcorder LPs too.

edited 5th Aug '10 10:15:59 PM by Zeether

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table~

Do the Retsupurae crews take suggestions on future videos?

Sometimes. I linked them to this and another LP of some annoying kids playing Super EDF and they never followed through, maybe because they've seen it all before.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table~

I got thirty seconds in and couldn't take anymore. That was the most horrendous audio I've ever heard. Even if it was retsupuraed, I don't think I'd be able to take it.

That was... certainly something.

Kill all math nerds

Yes, it was... something... I have no idea what. I feel as though there is a long and involved history here of which I am not aware, nor should I particularly care.

Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.

I think Blister is just kind of being a sperg here.

You know, like usual.

READ THIS COMIC. | Read along as I play through my games collection!

Slowbeef and Diabetus are going to have to do Meet And Fuck Kingdom one of these days.

Kill all math nerds

I'll TELL you when I've had enough!

Kill all math nerds

Reminds me of that one RP with the Fatal Frame player that screamed LETS DO THIS

Behind on this, but I tried listening to the Horrible Audio video.

I lasted until he finished trying to introduce himself. I couldn't take it anymore and feared for the life of my poor headphones. The audio is that badly distorted.

Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.

So is that a Retsupurae of a Retsupurae?

Ow, so meta.

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!

Not quite a retsupurae but it still fits in a meta sort of way. If only I could believe you Chip. If only.

Actually, I think they (Chip and the General) might be crazy enough to do that - not on Youtube, of course, but there are plenty of other video hosting sites out there.

So the credits did come!

But more seriously, that pretty clearly wasn't a horrible enough LP for them to actually riff it.

Well, aside from the fucking watermark and introduction.

But past that, they had to start talking about her formspring or whatever.

edited 25th Aug '10 9:26:14 AM by Ponicalica

the future we had hoped for