ITT: Some of us are drunk, some of us have to deal with it.

Dat'd be nishce of yoo. I'm ebber sho shlihgtly mooouverrrrment impiarded'd, tho. Mind halping meh up?

-jumps up-

A'll 'elp uu!!

-stands up- -wobbles- -collapses again-

Facepalm

edited 19th Apr '10 1:23:33 PM by Arcolops

-is too busy drunken!sleeping to notice facepalm-

-Cheese falls on top of me-

Not coooool, brah. Or sis. Hells, I can't even tell anymore.

Beuh? What happened.. forty minutes ago? Okay, let's see who I raped in a drunken frenzy THIS time...

-wakes up-

-slaps self-

oh sorry l3wt! Let me get up and go collapse somewhere else... and leanan, don't worry, you didn't rape me.

^^Probably not the one you dreamed about. You talk in your sleep...

edited 19th Apr '10 1:35:35 PM by Arcolops

Yeah I know... so what was I babbling about this time?

From what I could gather... breakfast.

the french toast dream again? Will it EVER leave?

No rly, guays, I need to get to a toilut. Liek, nao.

^^Have that one alot, huh?

^Fine, I'll help you get there.

edited 19th Apr '10 1:40:15 PM by Arcolops

You have no Idea. Some times it mixes it up a bit, with crumpets.

Sounds messy.

-Is dragged over to a toilet-

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEERGHBLAAARGHHHHHHH

^^ Sounds Tasty

^^Okay, that is messy. Ew.

edited 19th Apr '10 1:42:39 PM by Arcolops

^^ Don't worry, I have a degree in cleaning!

-gets out mop and bucket-

Did you get that at a Maid University or something?

Yeah... it seemed like a good idea at the time...

Doesn't seem like such a bad idea right now either.

True... It did come in handy when I mopped up l3wt's vodka vomit

W-whoaaa, thiiiiis apple juice tastes reaaaally weiiiird. -giggles-

-Curls up beneath/behind(?) the toilet, and promptly passes out.-