Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
Me :(glares and a massive godzilla sized image of a demon roaring as loud as possible is what my glare could do to you) Seriously, is there anyone who's hurt inside. You put that ax dowwn, right now.
edited 1st May '10 12:55:19 PM by Demongodofchaos
Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
-landing the helicopter and jumping out- Whoa, calm down! There's bound to be another one some time.
Dreams of Revenge
After all, they do say that buses arrive in pairs!
Locking you up on radar since '09
Not Literally Me
NO! HE BROKE IT! THERE'S NOTHING LEFT NOW! FOR ANY OF US! -points at demongodofchaos- ESPECIALLY HIM!
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T SCARE ME! THE POWER OF THE BUS WILL PROTECT ME!
-Charges-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Dreams of Revenge
...He's gone off the deep end...
Locking you up on radar since '09
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
(holds him back in place) oh come on. This is all. Idon't have time for this 
HEY LOOK OVER THERE ANOTHER BUS! (makes A realistic illusion of a bus only made of axes can se. Its too realistic, actually.)
Not Literally Me
It has returned...
-Tears in my eyes, I stagger over to the bus and attempt to board it. It being an illusion, I can't and the illusion vanishes.-
No. This can't be happening again... It can't...
-I throw the axe away and collapse onto the pavement, sobbing-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
(Feels guilty for doing that. He finds another real bus that can make it and drives it in front of everyone.) Want a ride? (Discovery of The Great Valley
from The Land Before Time Plays in the backround )
edited 1st May '10 1:51:10 PM by Demongodofchaos
Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
Dreams of Revenge
...Well... I guess we've finally stopped waiting for a bus.
Locking you up on radar since '09
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
Yes Made of Axes. Its a real Bus this time.
Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
Not Literally Me
-Regains sanity-
I think I may have hurt someone there. Anyone injured? Anyone?
-At this point, Master Hand floats over and begins to speak-
MH: This cannot be allowed. The Overmasters will not be pleased.
-Slams hand into the roof of the bus, crushing it-
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Couldn't let the bus actually arrive, the point of the thread would evaporate.
edited 1st May '10 2:05:13 PM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
It's just Eternal Recurrence here, isn't it?
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
(gets out of wreckage) GOD DAMMIT, MY CROWNING MOMENT OF HEARTWARMING WAS RUINED!
Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
Not Literally Me
YOU MONSTER! THAT BUS WAS OUR ONLY WAY OUT! DIE!
-lunges upwards and onto Master Hand, hacking at him with the axe-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
GRRRR (Eats master hand viciously.) ahh that was good. *Hic*.
Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
Dreams of Revenge
Master Hand! -shakes fist angrily-
Night!
Locking you up on radar since '09
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
(punches master hand inside stomach) Shut up.
Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
The Plum and Only
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Crunch.
Ow. I pissed God off and he kicked me out of heaven.
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Dreams of Revenge
...That sucks.
Locking you up on radar since '09
The Plum and Only
Yeah. Let's just say that Jesus is a chick, and you do not hit on Jesus when pissed.
Whoa!
-Pulls out an Uzi, pops off some rounds and realises we still have bigger problems-
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Dreams of Revenge
...I'll ask after we deal with this.
Locking you up on radar since '09
*calls the bus company to complain about the bus taking so long*
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
The Plum and Only
Let's see if I still have my celestial powers.
-Bursts onto fire, like in my avatar-
Oh, hell YEAH!
Come get some, you dismembered biatch!
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
-Runs out of ammo and picks up an axe, advancing on demongodofchaos, chanting something about demons and crimes against The Bus-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.