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MuNuXi Embodiment of Paradox from The End of Infinity Since: Apr, 2010
Embodiment of Paradox
#101: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:40:13 AM

So every unit on the battlefield has been crushed, and we're about to call in god.... got anything else you want to do?

Oh and, flanker, that would be even MORE useless, since any projectile would be detonated/blown off-course even easier.

You don't want to know.

- snaps fingers -

Shockwave to the internal organs. Not pretty.

edited 19th Jul '10 9:40:28 AM by MuNuXi

Paradox - Illogical logical contrast of existence end /beginning Antipode - Red flower, blue flower: contrast of elements, full bloom
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#102: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:41:02 AM

You get out of here, Dobson! Gardevoir, teleport him to...uh...Pluto!

-teleports everybody back-

Okay, nobody shoot! If ZUN dies, this world will cease to exist!

edited 19th Jul '10 9:41:41 AM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#103: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:41:59 AM

The space marines are not gonna die from such a pathetic attack. Only guardsmen do.

Dobson: *teleports back to where yarrunmace was* You honestly think- *gets interrupted by his enemy's speech*

edited 19th Jul '10 9:42:51 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
MuNuXi Embodiment of Paradox from The End of Infinity Since: Apr, 2010
Embodiment of Paradox
#104: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:42:00 AM

And us as well, since we're in it, so think twice, act once.

How are you going to survive all your internal organs being turned into mush?

edited 19th Jul '10 9:42:40 AM by MuNuXi

Paradox - Illogical logical contrast of existence end /beginning Antipode - Red flower, blue flower: contrast of elements, full bloom
AttObl227 Problem? from The Metaworld Since: Jun, 2010
Problem?
#105: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:42:31 AM

"Ugh! I don't know if I could sustain the damage done to me any longer..."

Last Defense Line.
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#106: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:42:54 AM

Oh, yeah. Gardevoir, teleport Sevrillius's heart to the center of the Earth!

If he survives this, I'm disintegrating him

Groudon, Lugia, use Protect on ZUN as long as you can!

edited 19th Jul '10 9:43:44 AM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#107: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:43:07 AM

(I was planning on using Orks anyway...)

-The Baneblade relocates to a more elevated position.-

Colonial1.1 Since: Apr, 2010
#108: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:43:33 AM

- a bolt from an exitus rifle goes through ZUN's head; off in the distance, a figure in black reloads-

???: One shot, one kill.

Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#109: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:44:14 AM

Space marines will take damage that will kill a man 100 times over. Oh, and pariahs like Sevrillius should be invisible/fatal to psychics like you.

edited 19th Jul '10 9:45:13 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#110: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:44:39 AM

-universe begins to fade-

Crud. Keep casting Protect!

Greater Healing! Greater Healing!

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Darxzero Black Inches from The Mansion Since: May, 2009
Black Inches
#111: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:44:59 AM

^^ And Gensokyons can DEAL that damage.

...Someone get Yukari in here. We need ZUN back.

edited 19th Jul '10 9:45:23 AM by Darxzero

Escape.
MuNuXi Embodiment of Paradox from The End of Infinity Since: Apr, 2010
Embodiment of Paradox
#112: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:45:18 AM

The one that's in pieces?

Oh fu-

And so this thread ends here, goodnight everybody... that's all... there's nothing more because a moron assassinated the one who kept the world up...

Paradox - Illogical logical contrast of existence end /beginning Antipode - Red flower, blue flower: contrast of elements, full bloom
AttObl227 Problem? from The Metaworld Since: Jun, 2010
Problem?
#113: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:45:46 AM

"So that is what the end is like... Fading away to another place... And what happened to my Imperial Comrades...?"

Last Defense Line.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#114: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:46:35 AM

Mikelus: *sees the universe begin to disintegrate* What's happening?!

-the marines and guardsmen run from the holes and voids appearing all over the place-

edited 19th Jul '10 9:46:41 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#115: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:46:45 AM

Okay, ZUN (Greater Healing), here's a pen and pencil. I think that (Greater Healing) you're connected enough to this universe that whatever you write (Greater Healing) should exist. So, if you just write (Greater Healing) that it's impossible for the Imperium (Greater Healing) of Man to come to Gensokyo, we'll be saved!

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Colonial1.1 Since: Apr, 2010
#116: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:46:59 AM

This fight is NOT one-sided in your favour. Neither is it for the forces of the 41st millenium.

-The Rok plummets towards the word, discharging dozens of drop pods on the way; the Vindicare assassin breaks through the window, shooting the pencil out of Zun's hand, and shooting Att in the head-

edited 19th Jul '10 9:48:26 AM by Colonial1.1

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#117: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:47:35 AM

Also, Greater Healing. There, the wound's completely gone now. Keep casting Protect!

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#118: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:48:01 AM

The Space Marines have got two hearts. And Mu, you do realise how fast these things would go, right? At that speed the effects of wind and other forces would be minimal. Well, seems like the Commissar's boned unless he can pull something out of his ass...

Locking you up on radar since '09
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#119: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:48:24 AM

Dobson: *walks up to Zun's corpse* I shall try and revive him. *goes into the warp to recover ZUN's soul*

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#120: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:49:42 AM

-Sevrillius pops up behind me and pulls out another psyk-grenade-

Sevrillius: Even if I die, you shall not live

Me: Oh, for crying out loud!

-looks at ZUN-

Why isn't he getting up! I did, like, 50 Greater Healings!

Didn't I send Dobson to Pluto?

edited 19th Jul '10 9:50:43 AM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#121: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:50:56 AM

-The Baneblade fires at the Banelord again.-

Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#122: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:51:29 AM

Hey! I was controlling him! Dobson teleported back the instant he saw space.

Dobson: *comes back from the warp* Here. *puts ZUN's soul back* The only thing left to do now is pray...

edited 19th Jul '10 9:51:56 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
MuNuXi Embodiment of Paradox from The End of Infinity Since: Apr, 2010
Embodiment of Paradox
#123: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:51:41 AM

This whole thread has been one giant Ass Pull, really. From ARMIES raining down in gensokyo (let's ignore that it's impossible for that to happen usually), to negating magic powers via psyhic ones, to dragons out of the sky, to blowing up dragons with mind power only to a guy surviving having *all* of his internal organs pasterized. Yyyyyyeah, go ahead and turn him into a half-human half-beast demi-god, because, honestly, we're not working on sense here.

Paradox - Illogical logical contrast of existence end /beginning Antipode - Red flower, blue flower: contrast of elements, full bloom
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#124: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:52:44 AM

(There's Chaos and Orks coming in. They DESTROY common sense.)

Colonial1.1 Since: Apr, 2010
#125: Jul 19th 2010 at 9:52:59 AM

Since when did EITHER universe work on sense?!


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