I have a B, your A is invalid. I have a C, your B is invalid. etcetc

I have EMP, your malware eating won't save your computer.

I have an EMP barrier, your EMP is useless.

I have a gun. EMP barriers don't stop bullets.

I have a carrot. *PLUG*

I have a rabbit, who eats your carrot.

I have a dog that eats your rabbit.

I have a Dog-Eating Robot, your Dog is Minced Meat!

I have my OC's sword Raijin, your robot is now scrap metal.

I have my OC's solid manipulation, your sword is talcum powder!

edited 22nd Aug '14 9:42:18 AM by ironcommando

I have a liquid. Solid manipulation is nullified.

I am thirsty. Your liquid is drank.

I have salt water spiked with nauseating chemicals, your thirst is invalid.

I have a shark. Your salt water has been inhabited.

I have a chainsaw. Your shark is now dead.

edited 30th Aug '14 8:02:21 AM by Weirdguy149

I have a beam sword, your chainsaw just got sliced into two.

I have an energy shield, your beam sword is ineffective.

I have an Overcharged Plasma Pistol, your Energy Shield is invalid.

I have a malfunctioning cooling system: That overcharged pistol is about to explode.

I have a engineer. Your getting cooled off.

I have a Demoman, your Engineer is toast.

I have an unstable explosive. KABLOOIE! Your Demoman is dead.

I have an Energy Being, he eats unstable explosions for breakfast.

I have an Archon, your Energy Being gets ripped apart.

I have a black hole, your archon goes in this and doesn't come out again (unlike the archon toilet)

I have a warp drive, so I can escape your black hole.