If you wanted Risk you should've brought it.
Gristknife
There was a bit of an apocalypse in case you hadn't noticed. I rushed a bit.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Fwomph
-Golfball goes whizzing through the bunker-
Oh, I keep forgetting it's the other kind of bunker...
-Continues work on camera system-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
The Leading Man
-snores in a corner, beer tipping into mouth and running down body towards a pair of exposed wires conveniently located next to a bullet primed to go off and detonate a pair of Half-Life 2 explosive barrels-
-wakes up-
Wait, why do we have explosive barrels in a Bunker designed to wait out the apocalypse?
edited 7th Nov '10 2:08:39 AM by Legionnaire
Against all tyrants.
Crap, now somebody has to throw those out.
Can't. Bunker is locked up good. We'll just have to put them out of the way somewhere.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
There should be a vault door to your right. Here's the key. Put them there.
Gristknife
Move the bullet. Please. Pretty please.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
You moved the barrels yet? Yes? Good, now let's put this trouble maker there too. *Throws in**Closes door*
There, now he's trapped in the room.
Gristknife
-Flicks switch.-
My God, the room is full of women! Beautiful women! Why just look at her-Muffled sounds.-
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
The OTHER troublemaker. Don't delude yourself. It's empty and dank. *Pulls out Joe*
-runs around in the room screaming about my head by on fire.-
Dear god the pain! Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. Clarke
Hey! Your stupid fire is burning off our oxygen! Stop that!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
-drops and rolls and on the floor.-
Ouch... Hey! What's in these barrels? *Sound of a drill grinding against metal*
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. Clarke
-pokes head out of air vent-
Hey guys! whats happening outside?
when nothing goes right...go left
Hey Bismarkarek, is that you? It's been awhile!
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. Clarke
oi Vorthon? is that you? Where you be?
when nothing goes right...go left
I'm in a vault! *Sound of drill grinding against metal* There's these weird barrels in here, to. I'm trying to see what's inside them.
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. Clarke
umm Vorthon i'd stop drilling if i waz you, them barrels is filled with explosive radio active rat dung, produced by my radio active pet rat named Ralph.
when nothing goes right...go left
What? *Loud boom*
-A humanoid dent appears in the vault door-
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. Clarke
Just Plain Cute
Loud boom wakes Brian up after spending the night down here drinking scotch whiskey
"Who's down here? Where's my rifle?"
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.
Gristknife
-Bangs against door-
NO! PUNISH ME! I'M A TROUBLE MAKER! I SHOULD BE IN THE ROOM OF DELIGHTS! NOT HIM!
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Geomancer
Hello? Can you let me in?
edited 9th Nov '10 10:44:01 AM by Marioguy128
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
It's not fun in here... *thud*
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. Clarke
What? No Risk?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.