Kramer tries drunk street racing - outside of the Set and in real streets. Que car crashes.
Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 28th 2024 at 7:59:34 PM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thingOoh, and The Great Yambini can bring up what Kramer is doing once, and never bring it up again!
Any other ideas?
Elaine is pregnant, and the baby may be Jerry's... or perhaps Newman's... (who's played here by Larry David)
Ok, in fact, let’s make it a cliffhanger episode!
“The Inner Inner”/“The Baby”
Plot: In this episode, see The Great Yambini’s inner voice(s)! Meanwhile, Kramer takes up street racing while under the influence, and Elaine is expecting, but with Jerry or Newman?
And to put the final nail in the coffin, I’ll heavily market Tim Curry as being the true star instead of Steven Wright!
Let’s see the reviews…
HUBBA-WHO-DA-WHAAAAAT?
“Although there was some false advertising, The Inner Inner not only provides a humorous look of the Great Yambini’s twisted mind, but Elaine’s baby will prove to be a thrilling event, even if Newman’s the father?”
D’OH-NUTS!
Well, there is some good news to come out of this;
Michael Richards was arrested during shooting, so he won’t be back until next year (1991). We can either replace him or not.
Elaine’s baby actually can bring up a lot of possibilities! The city’s already divided on whether its Jerry or Newman’s baby.
Anyone got an idea on what to do next?
Edited by AlmightyTallestSmall on Feb 28th 2024 at 3:38:03 AM
Should I follow up this cliffhanger?
As of now, 1/2 of Seinfeld’s original gang of friends is gone. (George and Kramer)
Current status of everyone:
Jerry Seinfeld - Fine
Michael Richards - in jail until next year (1991)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Fine, but also excited about the “Elaine’s baby” cliffhanger.
Sam Kinison - Fine
The cliffhanger will go unresolved just to piss off audiences, and Gilbert Gottfried will replace Michael Richards as another character, who's loud and obnoxious as Sam Kinison. Surely two loud characters will turn off audiences
What’s the name, personality and backstory of Gilbert’s character?
What does his introductory episode entail?
I just imagined Gilbert Gottfried and Sam Kinison arguing. You may be right.
Edited by AlmightyTallestSmall on Feb 29th 2024 at 9:31:55 AM
Gilbert’s character is Kramer’s Evil Twin Rossellini, who knows he’s fictional and uses it to his advantage.
For a guy nicknamed Blondie, he is not the tiniest bit blond!Oh, how so?
Also, what’s Rossellini’s introductory episode like?
Also, I can already hear Rossellini say “HIYA, TOOTS!” to Elaine.
I chose Seinfeld as the show to try and ruin since it happens to be my favorite 90s show! Vandelay 4ever!
Did you know Jerry Seinfeld denied over $100 million to do a tenth season of Seinfeld?
*insert Seinfeld joke here*
Edited by AlmightyTallestSmall on Mar 2nd 2024 at 6:45:17 AM
BUMP! (I can't come up with any good ideas rn)
Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Mar 2nd 2024 at 5:27:48 AM
You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(Here's an idea!
Have Rossellini's evil laugh be as annoying as possible. He laughs a lot.
Any ideas for Rossellini’s intro episode?
I'll make it the standard control panel.
Any other ideas for the episode?