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AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#51: Feb 28th 2024 at 2:47:26 PM

I'll make it the standard control panel.

Any other ideas for the episode?

Cordite-455 the look of someone who just had suspension from inside a Webley revolver (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
the look of someone who just had suspension
#52: Feb 28th 2024 at 2:59:13 PM

Kramer tries drunk street racing - outside of the Set and in real streets. Que car crashes.

Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 28th 2024 at 7:59:34 PM

i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#53: Feb 28th 2024 at 3:05:54 PM

Ooh, and The Great Yambini can bring up what Kramer is doing once, and never bring it up again!

Any other ideas?

MatthewLMayfield What, me worry? from wherever he damn well pleases (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
What, me worry?
#54: Feb 28th 2024 at 3:21:18 PM

Elaine is pregnant, and the baby may be Jerry's... or perhaps Newman's... (who's played here by Larry David)

AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#55: Feb 28th 2024 at 3:36:25 PM

Ok, in fact, let’s make it a cliffhanger episode!

“The Inner Inner”/“The Baby”

Plot: In this episode, see The Great Yambini’s inner voice(s)! Meanwhile, Kramer takes up street racing while under the influence, and Elaine is expecting, but with Jerry or Newman?

And to put the final nail in the coffin, I’ll heavily market Tim Curry as being the true star instead of Steven Wright!

Let’s see the reviews…

HUBBA-WHO-DA-WHAAAAAT?

“Although there was some false advertising, The Inner Inner not only provides a humorous look of the Great Yambini’s twisted mind, but Elaine’s baby will prove to be a thrilling event, even if Newman’s the father?”

D’OH-NUTS!

Well, there is some good news to come out of this;

Michael Richards was arrested during shooting, so he won’t be back until next year (1991). We can either replace him or not.

Elaine’s baby actually can bring up a lot of possibilities! The city’s already divided on whether its Jerry or Newman’s baby.

Anyone got an idea on what to do next?

Edited by AlmightyTallestSmall on Feb 28th 2024 at 3:38:03 AM

AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#56: Feb 28th 2024 at 3:59:12 PM

[up][up]Should I follow up this cliffhanger?

AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#57: Feb 28th 2024 at 6:13:59 PM

As of now, 1/2 of Seinfeld’s original gang of friends is gone. (George and Kramer)

AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#58: Feb 29th 2024 at 4:57:07 AM

Current status of everyone:

Jerry Seinfeld - Fine

Michael Richards - in jail until next year (1991)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Fine, but also excited about the “Elaine’s baby” cliffhanger.

Sam Kinison - Fine

MatthewLMayfield What, me worry? from wherever he damn well pleases (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
What, me worry?
#59: Feb 29th 2024 at 8:20:09 AM

The cliffhanger will go unresolved just to piss off audiences, and Gilbert Gottfried will replace Michael Richards as another character, who's loud and obnoxious as Sam Kinison. Surely two loud characters will turn off audiences

AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#60: Feb 29th 2024 at 8:42:23 AM

What’s the name, personality and backstory of Gilbert’s character?

What does his introductory episode entail?

AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#61: Feb 29th 2024 at 9:31:33 AM

[up][up]I just imagined Gilbert Gottfried and Sam Kinison arguing. You may be right.

Edited by AlmightyTallestSmall on Feb 29th 2024 at 9:31:55 AM

CanuckMcDuck1 The man with no name from the future (but actually the far past) Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
The man with no name
#62: Feb 29th 2024 at 9:58:03 AM

Gilbert’s character is Kramer’s Evil Twin Rossellini, who knows he’s fictional and uses it to his advantage.

For a guy nicknamed Blondie, he is not the tiniest bit blond!
AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#63: Feb 29th 2024 at 9:59:51 AM

Oh, how so?

Also, what’s Rossellini’s introductory episode like?

AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#64: Feb 29th 2024 at 10:42:04 AM

Also, I can already hear Rossellini say “HIYA, TOOTS!” to Elaine.

AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#65: Feb 29th 2024 at 1:47:41 PM

I chose Seinfeld as the show to try and ruin since it happens to be my favorite 90s show! Vandelay 4ever!

AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#66: Mar 1st 2024 at 6:00:56 AM

Did you know Jerry Seinfeld denied over $100 million to do a tenth season of Seinfeld?

AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#67: Mar 2nd 2024 at 6:45:07 AM

*insert Seinfeld joke here*

Edited by AlmightyTallestSmall on Mar 2nd 2024 at 6:45:17 AM

LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime from Newfoundland Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
#68: Mar 2nd 2024 at 5:27:40 PM

BUMP! (I can't come up with any good ideas rn)

Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Mar 2nd 2024 at 5:27:48 AM

You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(
AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#69: Mar 2nd 2024 at 6:58:15 PM

Here's an idea!

Have Rossellini's evil laugh be as annoying as possible. He laughs a lot.

LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime from Newfoundland Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
AlmightyTallestSmall Since: Sep, 2023
#73: Apr 16th 2024 at 3:41:05 PM

Any ideas for Rossellini’s intro episode?

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