Logic Girl
You got so drunk that you mistook the Oval Office for your house. The gay man was also drunk and thought he was at the convention he was on his way to, and you're very much his type. Meanwhile, Biden has recently been cracking down on an Alien Invasion where the aliens take the form of cartoonists.
You wake up with a red substance smeared all over the walls. At first, you're concerned it's blood, but then you sniff it and find it's jam.... and you find that there are little lilliputians swimming in the kitchen jam jar. For every low there is a high.
One is a genius. The other's insane.
You suddenly accidentally tripped over the fridge, causing jam to spill onto the floor, and then you crashed into the lilliputian tank, causing them to swim in them.
You wake up in a strange meadow, surrounded by lots of woodland creatures, they seem to be cuddling you, and they also help you out with fixing your clothes up.
"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"
Aqua Hoshino
You visited the meadow and fought something that was about to hurt the creatures.
You wake up in the middle of a deserted department store. Around you are statues made out of shoes and some people nearby frantically reading papers.
"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"
In this game, you have just woken up after a hangover... Only to find yourself in the strangest positions... How did you get here? Time to find out!
Poster 1 displays a weird situation after waking up from a hangover.
Poster 2 gives a valid explanation on how it got to this point, then makes his own weird situation.
I'll go first.
You wake up in the Oval Office. A gay man in a Mario costume is looking suggestively at you, and in front of you is the bound and gagged body of Gary Larson.