She's a security guard?! Well, it's a dog eat dog world out there...maybe I should break into some college campuses now that I'm in the clear!
Edited by Coachpill on Oct 11th 2023 at 9:50:39 AM
Silver and gold, silver and goldOh shit, I'm sorry! Are you okay?!
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.Ooooooo. Oh no...
A universe of infinity held within a singular dot. Thus a collection of dots a collection of infinities does it become...Ok, I'm in trouble.
“Boom! Boomboom! Boomboomboom! Bakuage Tire! Gogogo!"That's a robot, why not buy a new one?
A more advanced intellect would've seen this move coming a mile away. Or 1.6 kilometers.NONONONONONONONO I AM SO FUCKED
I am a mongoose, you moron mongrel!
Edited by coemedypink on Oct 12th 2023 at 12:40:45 AM
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!I ran over a ferret! I’ve really screwed up now!
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
He's probably seen and is going through shit, so it may or may not be a Mercy Kill. Still, I wouldn't feel too great knowing that I killed someone.
Edited by jtard on Oct 11th 2023 at 9:38:43 AM
saying "omg is that eyes!!!" was funny the first billion timesOh no...
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
I never liked mice, but this one was too special for my heart.
Everything that lives is designed to end...Oh shit, she better not be dead!
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything…Well, this is disturbing.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carminebump
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - CarmineOh fuccckkkk…
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!Gentle bump
Aww, crap.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - CarmineOh, dang.
"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"Fuck fuck fuck, now I'll have police on my tail...
Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.What have I done?! Don't worry, I'll call the ambulance right away!
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
I am a monster. Nothing but a monster.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine