moefoxes
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
from The So-Ha Clothing Store
Since: Apr, 2020
Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
#2: May 2nd 2023 at 9:11:51 AM
Reposting from the general jokes thread:
What grade did the programmer get on their test?
A C++.
nickcoffee2107
Nicholas Conagher
from The Dark Place
(The New Guy)
Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Nicholas Conagher
#3: Sep 24th 2023 at 5:21:27 PM
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down a hill?
A lambslide
coemedypink
totally non-filler title
from japanifornia, los angeles
(Handed A Sword)
Relationship Status: The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice
totally non-filler title
#4: Nov 28th 2023 at 11:38:31 PM
what did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!!!
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!
QPCwB
Idea Chef
from That place between dreaming and awake
(The New Guy)
Relationship Status: A heart full of love
Idea Chef
#5: May 7th 2024 at 10:08:14 AM
Why do we spell Dark with a "K" instead of with a "C"?
Because we can't "C" in the dark!
You gonna eat that?
Coachpill
Can shapeshift (probably)
from Washington State, grew up on Long Island
Since: Aug, 2022
Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Can shapeshift (probably)
#6: May 7th 2024 at 12:03:12 PM
What birds can fit through the holes on top of a Happy Meal?
Mickey-dees.
WarJay77
Discarded and Feeling Blue
(Troper Knight)
Discarded and Feeling Blue
#7: May 7th 2024 at 3:23:24 PM
But how can you even tell if something is a dad joke???
It becomes apparent.
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Thanks. Stole it from an old boss 
Edited by WarJay77 on May 7th 2024 at 6:30:22 AM
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Demetrios
Our Favorite Tsundere in Red
from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately)
Since: Oct, 2009
Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
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Good one. XD ![[tup]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/thumbs_up_emote.png "[thumb up]"){kind=small}
Having Faun
#9: May 7th 2024 at 3:57:06 PM
I think I might have said this one before on the forums, but here goes:
What do you call cows on the edge of a cliff?
High steaks.
#10: May 15th 2024 at 1:36:20 PM
Lets have some PUN HERE!
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