Trope Co. Incident Reports.

9/10/2022

Can we just request the SCP Foundation assign us a dedicated MTF for cleaning up our eldritch messes?

-Chloe Jessica

9/10/2022

Okay but isn't that why we hired Sachiko?

~Oopity

9/10/22

Lets not assign a multi-person job to one person, even if it is cheaper. The Foundation owes us anyways.

-BackSet1

9/10/2022

I have no idea what Bob just did but Remy has turned into a rabbit.

~Oopity

9/11/22

Further experiments on the "Green eggs and ham" have revealed that they come from the All Gender Bathroom. Bob somehow got in there, obtained that cursed food, and escaped without us knowing.

~J08

9/11/22

I headed to my office and found another Boy George standee on top of my desk. Noura and Dave also reported finding standees on their desks as well. Check your cubicles, everyone. God knows how many more of them are out there.

-Pogakure

P.S.: Bob denies having anything to do with the standees. In fact, he found one on his desk too. Strange...

Edited by Pogakure on Sep 11th 2022 at 10:18:05 AM

9/11/2022

There's a Boy George in my chair as well, though mine has another "Please do not the cat" sign taped on it. This time whoever put the sign there scribbled over the word 'not' with a black sharpie so it looks like the sign reads, "Please do the cat". I am going to find whoever put the sign there, drown them, put them through the reviver machine, and drown them again. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm launching my Boy George out of the Pumpkin Chucker.

~Oopity

Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 11th 2022 at 12:36:25 PM

9/11/22

It seems like these Boy Georges are customized to fit each employee. Mine is made out of cardboard and clay.

~CardboardBot

9/11/22

I also have a Boy George. I customized it and it looks like someone I love now.

-NAPY

9/11/2022

Detained an intern carrying a Cat in the Hat cosplay Boy George. I think I intercepted him on his way to BackSet's office. When questioned, he told me Bob paid him to do it.

~Oopity

Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 11th 2022 at 12:55:48 PM

9/11/22

Can someone freeze Bob's assets?

-BackSet1

09/11/22

I didn't get a Boy George cutout, they just installed that bloody door fresco on my office.

I thought we'd gotten rid of that thing.

- Dvorak

9/11/22

Last time we did that he resorted to crime.

~CardboardBot

9/11/22

I found an illegal substance in Bob's handbag. Bob whacked me with the bag and ran off. I am giving chase. Requesting backup.

~ skan123

Edited by skan123 on Sep 11th 2022 at 10:08:55 AM

9/11/2022

Detained three employees running around the building with shotguns claiming to be "hunting rabbits."

OH SHIT! REMY!

We need to change her back before those guys get to her!

~Oopity

09/11/22

Bob has been sanctioned to use whatever means of destruction nescessary to destroy the door fresco. All employees are invited to the detonation.

-Dvorak

Edited by dvorak on Sep 11th 2022 at 12:24:51 PM

9/11/22

Does anyone know why they moved the cardboard cutout printer to the back? I need to print some.... things.

-J08

Edited by J08 on Sep 11th 2022 at 1:09:48 AM

9/11/2022

If it has anything to do with Boy George, no. No one's using that printer for anything Boy George related ever again.

~Oopity

9/11/22

I didn't do that! Why are you accusing me of putting them- oh you arent accusing me.

I need it for the carnival coming next week. I got Bob to sign up for the dunk tank without him knowing, so I want to advertise it!

-J08

Edited by J08 on Sep 11th 2022 at 1:17:22 AM

9/11/22

According to this job listing it says "Dunk Tank Ball" and not "Dunk Tank Clown". Are we hiring people to be thrown at the Dunk Tank target?

-BackSet1

9/11/2022

I don't know, and to be honest, I don't care. Bob's getting what he deserves either way.

Also, I found a listing for the Shoggoth on Craigslist. I have submitted a request for an investigation into this.

~Oopity

Reworking the reference document to include more than just the characters.

Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 11th 2022 at 6:07:21 AM

9/12/2022

...Speaking of, anyone know where the Dunk Tank itself went? Apparently, it mysteriously went missing earlier today...

~Zanreo

9/12/2022

The day's only just started and I'm already pissed out of my mind. Is it because the coffee machine literally exploded when I tried to use it? No. Could it be that Bob animated Frank's figurines and now they're re-enacting the Civil War on the break room table? Also no. What about the fact that Bob replaced the background of the company website with a picture of his face? Not it either. It's because it's already Monday and Makoto STILL HASN'T GIVEN ME THAT $700! He's going in the Gulag tomorrow if I don't get it by then.

~Oopity

P.S. Those other three things did happen by the way, and I think an investigation into what happened with the coffee machine is necessary.

Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 12th 2022 at 10:00:00 AM

9/12/22

Bob, this isn't the hotel you said we'll be staying at in the vacation you said you'll give us as an apology for the horrible things you've done. Also, what's with the flickering lights...and there's glitchy screaming. Oh shit.

~CardboardBot

9/12/22/4

Due to my recent death I was not involved with the whole Doors Event instead I have to mop up Bob making lots of DOORS lead to the basement, atleast I can set some highscores while figuring this out.