Trope Co. Incident Reports.

3/6/2024

Three things:

• Guess who Has Two Thumbs and... just got promoted to Deputy 1st-Class Loading Dock Surveillance Camera Associate? This guy!
• RE: ectoplasm: I checked the feed from Loading Ramp Q, and I saw a flat bed truck labeled "Bayerischer Feuerwehrübung Malerbetrieb" pull in at 2100 last night. Two guys jumped out and strode up to Dino the night-shift dock guy, they talked for a bit, and Dino just ushered them in and unloaded twelve 55-gallon drums off the truck without even asking for an invoice. I'm only on loading dock duty though, so I couldn't see anything else.
• My new office is right above the Musicology Labs, and it isn't playing that damned "Battle Hymn of the Republic" mash-up anymore. It's been playing "Electric Eye" non-stop instead. There is such a thing as too much Judas Priest.

-Negacube

Edited by Negacube on Mar 6th 2024 at 7:34:01 AM

3/7/24: - THE WADDLE DEES ESCAPED THE LABS OH GOD - Derpdart 56

4/10/2024

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!

STOP. RELEASING. THE. KIRBY. ENEMIES.

DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS TO HIRE KIRBY TO ELIMINATE EM ALL?!

On another note, you're paying the service fee to Nintendo this time. Hopefully that hole in your wallet will teach you your damn lesson.

-Jdxtreme

Edited by jdxtreme on Apr 10th 2024 at 11:20:57 AM

THU 4.11.24 2:07/03 — The national police just came by. They've raided everything. They're trying to get the aforementioned "WADDLE DEES" back to containment.

Oh, no.

~zycone