You just came out of jail.
Waving the blue stick.
The Wanderer
Trying to warn someone that they're about to make a bad decision.
Keeling over as a free man.
BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango
Logic Girl
Getting drunk on Independence Day.
Igniting the coolant.
For every low there is a high.
Mortefi
A fool's errand that is likely to end in disaster.
Snake keeper.
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."A very shifty individual.
Chomping on a shoelace.
Tripping on your shoelaces.
The bumpin' got me pumpin!
The Wanderer
Getting excited while listening to good music.
Slipping on jugs. BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango
Angie the Angel Fish
Getting Drunk
Like Pikachu in a Murder Case
Swimming freely, reviving dead fish
Mortefi
Surprisingly competent.
To open a porthole.
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
Logic Girl
Opening a window to relieve nausea.
Don't zap the dog. For every low there is a high.
The Big Man
Don't burn you food too much
Cracking fingers
BrutalGetting carpal tunnel from gaming too much.
Throwing a zunge.
Lunging at someone by throwing yourself against them.
When the sponky hits.
Discarded and Feeling Blue
A term for the moment you feel your medicine kicking in.
Gettin' Zilled
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure PurenessWhen you fall for an obvious prank.
Barricious
Logic Girl
When food is used as a barrier.
Suing the cat. For every low there is a high.
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
Consuming bland media.
Bridging the sludge
Discarded and Feeling Blue
Logic Girl
Mistreating a cute, but dangerous, animal in a way that means it'll likely attack you.
A hat outcast. For every low there is a high.
Someone with awful taste in fashion.
Throwing the plate
He/they | Mostly here on my free days
I keep forgetting to update this
Passing food around during a family dinner
Grinching the Christmas Tree
totally non-filler title
Opening Christmas presents before the 25th, OR stealing other people's Christmas presents
Cooking cookies and baking bacon
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!
Falling for something simple and wrong when the truth is counter-intuitive, e.g. Oven Logic.
A non-mad hatter
The pessimist sees a dark tunnel, the optimist sees a light, the realist sees two lights and the engineer sees three idiots.
When you're doing something but aren't quite sure if you're doing it to be productive or just for fun.
Out of the pound. For every low there is a high.