Pretending to hi-five someone over the internet.
Big bongus.
The Big Man
A hard punch in the face.
Powered down to the low.
Edited by TCmon on Aug 17th 2022 at 8:28:07 AM
Brutal
Will D. Downing
Exhaustedly sleeping.
Protraption.
I'd rather be known as a "wrong 'un" than a "right one".When a door is stuck and can't be opened.
Eating the entire bagel.
Edited by kirbman on Aug 17th 2022 at 11:46:41 AM
Will D. Downing
Making a big deal of a small accomplishment.
Flossing vampire.
I'd rather be known as a "wrong 'un" than a "right one".
8-800-555-35-35
Someone who acts hip but comes off as a creep.
Eye murder.
WHAT? Seriously, WHAT?Some truly disturbing NSFL material.
Baiting the remote.
Edited by kirbman on Aug 19th 2022 at 7:49:25 PM
Will D. Downing
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Posting an on-line review of a TV series you only vaguely know.
Coachworking.
I'd rather be known as a "wrong 'un" than a "right one".Trying your best to impress the coach.
Giving the king a seat.
Will D. Downing
Doing someone a very minor favour.
Loopdancer.
I'd rather be known as a "wrong 'un" than a "right one".
Someone who always finds the loopholes and gets away.
Chin scraper.
The Big Man
Being in deep thought or thinking deeply.
Patty-slap
BrutalWhen a slap ends up less impactful than intended.
Slipping a nine.
Will D. Downing
Trying (unsuccessfully) to cheat.
Gandalphabet.
I'd rather be known as a "wrong 'un" than a "right one".Overly elaborate handwriting.
Liquid understanding.
Only a selective understanding.
Spoiling the snake
He/they | Mostly here on my free days
Gooby dooby.
A bunch of nonsense.
Flambing.
Will D. Downing
Cooking something exotic on a barbecue.
Loaf-toaster.
I'd rather be known as a "wrong 'un" than a "right one".
Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die
Something that only works with a bunch of extra material or maintenance.
Brogurt.
The things in my dreams wish they could chase me!Sharing a bowl of yogurt with your bros.
Getting caught green-handed.
Edited by kirbman on Sep 26th 2022 at 8:37:49 PM
Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die
Someone interrupts a good deed you were trying to do for them.
Between the hardware store and the craft supplies.
The things in my dreams wish they could chase me!
Too busy complaining about a problem to solve it.
Therefive.
I'd rather be known as a "wrong 'un" than a "right one".