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IT WAS THE WEREHOUSE!
Something is bothering me about the Robot Girl my friend built…
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She runs Apple OS!
There's something strange about my new video game... Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
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The characters are reading their mind!
There are frogs outside. For every low there is a high.
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
They're also dead, thankfully.
Something leaped out of the trashcan! Currently Reading: N/A
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It was the trash man!
My daughter keeps saying she has bad dreams with a strange man present in them…
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He keeps telling her to clean her room.
I've had songs stuck in my head before, but never like this... Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Knuckles the Echidna
It was the Kars 4 Kids jingle!
I heard that they forced to shut down the neighborhood's Waffle House, but no one knows the reason why.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
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Perhaps the end times really are coming.
All I could hear from behind the metal door was agonising screeching…
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IT WAS MY MOTHER-IN-LAW!!!
While driving home at the midnight, I noticed disturbing sight on the road…
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Someone's Touching My Butt, which would only be half as bad if I weren't sitting in a recliner...
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Logic Girl
The recliner is haunted!
There are raccoons in the house. For every low there is a high.
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GHOST RACCOONS!
Legends say that if you get lost in the Tropeville woods…
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Can shapeshift (probably)
...you get disfigured into a time immemorial trope, one whose YKTTW archive is nowhere to be found!
I was out of breath, but for whatever reason, putting on my jacket immediately replenished it. Silver and gold, silver and gold
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
This is because my jacket's magic now.
I saw something unbelievable on my TV screen. Currently Reading: N/A
What, me worry?
My Toyota dealership has all their cars' prices at 75% off! That's a hell of a deal!
I sit in my tub when a hand comes out of the water...
Bitter hatred
IT'S THE HAND MONSTER!
When I opened the comic, I found something horrible inside....
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
Someone took a shit inside the comic!
I was taking a shower, when I noticed something strange...
"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probably
So my buddy Jimmy and I were camping up in the woods, spraying mosquito repellant everywhere... but we noticed something from the corner of our eyes...
Robin: Don't ever ask me to dock with you again. Serious...
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IT WAS MOSQUITO MAN!
I keep hearing otherworldly noises from downstairs every night.
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My neighbor sure is a jerk...
I can't sleep with the lights off because... it... stares at me all night with it's horrible glowing red eyes... Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
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And I don't even know what "it" is!
It's too quiet outside. For every low there is a high.
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God, I hate the suburbs.
There is a red car that pulls up into town whenever it’s foggy.
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But instead of bullets, IT WAS BEES!
Something pushed me into the warehouse....
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."