What garish hair.
Yo buddies, still tropin’?SEGA!Alolan Vulpix: Ketchup is food, not hair dye!
Were you drawn by a kindergartener?
(This is a joke. Please don’t suspend me. These roasts are exaggerated.)
I am a nerd. You’ll have to try better than that.
Edited by TheRealBerdly on Apr 6th 2023 at 9:59:52 AM
Do you wish to pursue me..?Books are for nerds, birdy!
Edited by Warmaster23rat on Apr 6th 2023 at 6:43:36 AM
Take him to DetriotRobots? Weird. Kind of all clunky and rusty.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - CynthiaHold up! Looks like we have a lost child here.
Everything that lives is designed to end...Who are you? I can't tell because you look like every other anime character!
Do you wish to pursue me..?"The only time you were of any use was with your face plugged. I should get a brainwash monokuma helmet for you but I won't because your beak spits out pure despair. In your best timeline you turn into an ice cube and everyone else gets despair. Please turn to dust<33"
Actually her first sentence was referring to his boss battle.
This is how she prefers him.
Edited by Zeanobia on Apr 10th 2023 at 4:25:12 PM
#nolivesmatterIt seems you are not roasting me, you are just going on and on about how I should die, but you are not providing a valid reason for wanting me to die. When I got frozen, it was just a stupid dream! And how exactly am I supposed to turn to dust, eh? When I cut my hand yesterday, I bled! A LOT! Basically, you're bad at roasting and I am roasting you for that.
That’s not a valid reason, you just stallin’!
Ima make you look worse than Joseph Stalin!
Edited by TheRealBerdly on Apr 10th 2023 at 8:38:47 AM
Do you wish to pursue me..?Hey Bird Boy! Go back to Le Pigeon’s flock!
(20M) Time to get zowy with it and gotta go fast! https://shiverthermal.carrd.co/You're not even a real Italian, quit acting like one!
Not even stars last forever.You look too much like Flowey!
Do you wish to pursue me..?So, so arrogant! It's annoying!
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - CynthiaMy red hair is much more "rossa" than yours!
Edited by GamerLuna2022 on Apr 10th 2023 at 1:55:28 AM
"I have SO many pajamas, and I love ALL of them equally!"
Too red.
Yo buddies, still tropin’?Hair does NOT shine like that!
Do you wish to pursue me..?You remind me of a friend of mine. Except you're nothing like Gary you arrogant Know-Nothing Know-It-All!
I'm mainly a fan of underrated media.Doesn't look like a penguin to me...
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - CynthiaYou look like a dollar store Madeline from Celeste!
(20M) Time to get zowy with it and gotta go fast! https://shiverthermal.carrd.co/You don't deserve to Cappy-fied by Mario-sensei!
Edited by GamerLuna2022 on Apr 10th 2023 at 4:23:21 AM
"I have SO many pajamas, and I love ALL of them equally!"You think you're funny but look at your hair, looking like the Wendy's symbol.
how was I supposed to know!!!
Edited by ZuggaluggalocoroG on Apr 10th 2023 at 12:15:39 PM
Not even stars last forever.Hey, I already used that meme for a roast! Please be more original!
Edited by TheRealBerdly on Apr 10th 2023 at 8:36:01 AM
Do you wish to pursue me..?Speaking of which, you seem to be a ripoff of Ducklett.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - CynthiaFor a girl carrying Pokémon everywhere with her, you're not exactly the fastest runner. The only thing you're the fastest at is losing and losing.
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Apr 12th 2023 at 12:59:11 AM
Everything that lives is designed to end...
Kind of bland. That's all. Nothing special here.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia